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Eric Takabayashi

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Aug 29, 2003, 10:05:34 AM8/29/03
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Texas Man Wakes Up After Operation, Penis Missing
Thu Aug 28, 3:27 PM ET

http://tinyurl.com/llc7

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Pteropods, like this Clione, are one of the few kinds
of planktonic invertebrates which do not have
bioluminescent members.

- The Bioluminescence Web Page


Michael Cash

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Aug 29, 2003, 10:57:00 AM8/29/03
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On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 23:05:34 +0900, Eric Takabayashi
<eta...@yahoo.co.jp> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:

>Texas Man Wakes Up After Operation, Penis Missing
>Thu Aug 28, 3:27 PM ET
>
>http://tinyurl.com/llc7

Like our mothers always told us, there's always someone worse off.


I heard recently about a guy in Brazil who went to the hospital with
an earache. When a nurse called out a patient's name, he mistakenly
thought he had been called and followed her. He got off luckier than
the ex-guy in Texas; he came out with a vasectomy.

Lesson: If your hearing is in any way impaired, have someone accompany
you to the hospital.


mtfe...@netscape.net

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Aug 29, 2003, 7:39:43 PM8/29/03
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Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
> On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 23:05:34 +0900, Eric Takabayashi
> <eta...@yahoo.co.jp> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:

>>Texas Man Wakes Up After Operation, Penis Missing
>>Thu Aug 28, 3:27 PM ET
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/llc7

> Like our mothers always told us, there's always someone worse off.

> Lesson: If your hearing is in any way impaired, have someone accompany
> you to the hospital.

No, the Lesson is:

Don't let anyone with sharp objects near your wee-wee.

Mikeobjects near your wee-wee.

Mike

John W.

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Aug 29, 2003, 8:53:55 PM8/29/03
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I'm not sure I want to know what a Mikeobject is, though I think I can
guess.

John W.

Michael Cash

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Aug 30, 2003, 4:47:19 AM8/30/03
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On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 19:53:55 -0500, "John W." <worth...@yahoo.komm>

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>mtfe...@netscape.net wrote:
>> Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 23:05:34 +0900, Eric Takabayashi
>>><eta...@yahoo.co.jp> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>
>>
>>>>Texas Man Wakes Up After Operation, Penis Missing
>>>>Thu Aug 28, 3:27 PM ET
>>>>
>>>>http://tinyurl.com/llc7
>>>
>>
>>>Like our mothers always told us, there's always someone worse off.
>>
>>
>>>Lesson: If your hearing is in any way impaired, have someone accompany
>>>you to the hospital.
>>
>>
>> No, the Lesson is:
>>
>> Don't let anyone with sharp objects near your wee-wee.
>>
>> Mikeobjects near your wee-wee.
>>
>I'm not sure I want to know what a Mikeobject is, though I think I can
>guess.

I have a Mikeobject, and I found the sentence to be redundant.

Ken

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Aug 30, 2003, 5:41:00 AM8/30/03
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John W. wrote:
> mtfe...@netscape.net wrote:
[snip]

>> No, the Lesson is:
>> Don't let anyone with sharp objects near your wee-wee.
>> Mikeobjects near your wee-wee.
>>
> I'm not sure I want to know what a Mikeobject is, though I
> think I can guess.

It's something that might not perform up to expectations if rubbed
carelessly, and that you need to plug in to a socket to deliver
effective results, and of which amplification might be an issue.

Michael Cash

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Aug 30, 2003, 6:00:06 PM8/30/03
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On 30 Aug 2003 02:41:00 -0700, dvd...@hotmail.com (Ken) belched the

alphabet and kept on going with:

>John W. wrote:

Not if you only use the built-in test circuit.

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