Yakuza slang to get yourselves killed

[Haluk Skywalker]

A while ago someone here asked how to effectively curse/threaten people in
Japanese. So here it is:

http://www.jingai.com/yakuza/introduction.html

Be carefull not to use them too often, as otherwise you'll sound チンピラ

[Bryce]

"Haluk Skywalker" <yokoo...@spam.net> wrote in message
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Just keep it guttural and stare them in the chest now and then. And when
they begin their pushing and shoving and yelling (note: no punching), just
deck 'em.

[Jim Magell]

Nothing more funny than seeing dumbass gaijin trying to act like yakuza.
Looks ridiculous, sounds stupid and embarrasses everybody because the guy
you are trying to 'sort out' simply thinks your speaking in English.

[Bryce]

and who really needs to "talk" to them anyways?

"Jim Magell" <jmage...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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[John W.]

Bryce wrote:
> and who really needs to "talk" to them anyways?
>

I've only conversed with a handful of known Yakuza, and most spoke
English. Like all Japanese businessme, Yakuza, too, want the free
English lesson.

John W.

[Ryan Ginstrom]

"Jim Magell" <jmage...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Nothing more funny than seeing dumbass gaijin trying to act like yakuza.

Slang, and rough speech in particular, doesn't work well for native
speakers. Think of someone saying "I'm about to kick your f@cking teeth in"
in a thick Japanese accent...

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Regards,
Ryan Ginstrom

[Brett Robson]

On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 14:47:26 +0900, Ryan Ginstrom ...

Slang, and rough speech in particular, doesn't work well for NON native
speakers tte deshou?

Those lessons are pretty well how I speak.
"saikin shimbun kone-, nanade ka?"

.

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[Ryan Ginstrom]

"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 14:47:26 +0900, Ryan Ginstrom ...

> >Slang, and rough speech in particular, doesn't work well for native
> >speakers. Think of someone saying "I'm about to kick your f@cking teeth
in"
> >in a thick Japanese accent...
> >
>
> Slang, and rough speech in particular, doesn't work well for NON native
> speakers tte deshou?

Oh, screw off.

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Regards,
Ryan Ginstrom

[Brett Robson]

On Sun, 11 Jan 2004 16:22:17 +0900, Ryan Ginstrom ...

yeah shit off you too.

[Haluk Skywalker]

"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com>, iletide şunu yazdı
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Easy you two. I thought slang and rough language didn't work on native
speakers?!?

[Haluk Skywalker]

"Jim Magell" <jmage...@yahoo.com>, iletide şunu yazdı
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> Nothing more funny than seeing dumbass gaijin trying to act like yakuza.
> Looks ridiculous, sounds stupid and embarrasses everybody because the guy
> you are trying to 'sort out' simply thinks your speaking in English.
>

I'm not suggesting anyone to act like yakuza. But a while ago someone here
depicted a good case where being mean and using appropriate slang is really
necessary.

After all, it is necessary to let people know what's coming before punching
them in their nose.

[mtfe...@netmapsonscape.net]

Haluk Skywalker <yokoo...@spam.net> wrote:
> "Jim Magell" <jmage...@yahoo.com>, iletide ?unu yazd?

> I'm not suggesting anyone to act like yakuza. But a while ago someone here
> depicted a good case where being mean and using appropriate slang is really
> necessary.

> After all, it is necessary to let people know what's coming before punching
> them in their nose.

Why be so stupid?

Mike

[Haluk Skywalker]

<mtfe...@netMAPSONscape.net>, iletide şunu yazdı
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So you can beat them better and much longer time.

[Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing]

> After all, it is necessary to let people know what's coming before
punching
> them in their nose.
>
>

No it ain't NUH-UH!!!!
The hell you say.....just punch 'em. And run like a fucker.

Brian

[mtfe...@netmapsonscape.net]

Haluk Skywalker <yokoo...@spam.net> wrote:
> <mtfe...@netMAPSONscape.net>, iletide ?unu yazd?

> news:btrqi3$btb$1...@news.Stanford.EDU...
>> Haluk Skywalker <yokoo...@spam.net> wrote:
>> > "Jim Magell" <jmage...@yahoo.com>, iletide ?unu yazd?
>>
>> > I'm not suggesting anyone to act like yakuza. But a while ago someone
> here
>> > depicted a good case where being mean and using appropriate slang is
> really
>> > necessary.
>>
>> > After all, it is necessary to let people know what's coming before
> punching
>> > them in their nose.
>>
>> Why be so stupid?

> So you can beat them better and much longer time.

Naw. Just smile and kick in the jewels.

Mike

[Bryce]

"Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing" <la...@my.nuts.wouldja?> wrote in message
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Or just keep punchin' 'em until you forgot why you were punching them in the
first place.

[Haluk Skywalker]

"Bryce" <fuk...@takethisout.hotmail.com>, iletide şunu yazdı
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And than you can stop, wash their face and ask them why you're punching
them. Once you get the answer you can continue.

[Bryce]

"Haluk Skywalker" <yokoo...@spam.net> wrote in message

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oh, they are funner than a little kitten on a Sunday morning.