Ouch. A bit different to what I thought I was full of.
> And I *do* have Japanese connections. Lived there for 3 years, would
> go back in a heartbeat, except that my heart doesn't beat properly, so
> I daren't get out of reach of the VA...
We won't hold your Japanese connections against you. All that is
required is a committment to determinedly remain off topic. Whatever
that may be.
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> It's obvious from what they've posted that flij
> is full of witty, intelligent, educated individuals.
Well, I guess that "keen judge of character" isn't going into my list of
Scottish stereotypes.
KWW
> I learned about this NG when several regulars joined us in
> soc.culture.Scottish. It's obvious from what they've posted that flij
> is full of witty, intelligent, educated individuals.
Uh... I detect a frantic leap of logic there, but maybe your education
won't be too shattering
> Despite that, I think I'd like it in here.
Jump in, then--you get 100 newbie points as a starter.
There is a FAQ somewhere (just ignore the "What is fj.life.in-japan"
posts that appear every week or so--that 'bot appears to be stuck).
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>I learned about this NG when several regulars joined us in
>soc.culture.Scottish. It's obvious from what they've posted that flij
>is full of witty, intelligent, educated individuals.
Everyone seemed to lock onto this quote like the teeth of the grizzly upon the
ass of the salmon, but the good sir Duke was kind enough to clarify:
>Despite that, I think I'd like it in here.
Heh.
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Declan is just hoping we'll lay off the Irish bashing and start on the Scot
bashing. If you two start talking about whisky, I'll bash your heads together.
I'm tempted to stroll over to soc.culture.scottish and see what they talk about.
Which obscure whisky is better than another, who hates the English more, and who
can toss a kaber (?) the furthest. But I probably couldn't understand the thick
accents.
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There is Irish bashing in fjlij? Bewdy. Where do I sign up?
O'Duke of URL, what is your favourite whisky or whiskey? A wee dram of.... ?
> I'm tempted to stroll over to soc.culture.scottish and see what they talk about.
> Which obscure whisky is better than another, who hates the English more, and who
> can toss a kaber (?) the furthest. But I probably couldn't understand the thick
> accents.
Thats easy,
1) Lagavulin. Its a whisky nearly good enough to be Irish.
2) The Scots hate the English more.
3) Re cabers - where else but scs would U discuss who is the best tosser?
>>> I learned about this NG when several regulars joined us in
>>> soc.culture.Scottish. It's obvious from what they've posted that
>>> flij is full of witty, intelligent, educated individuals.
>>
>> Ouch. A bit different to what I thought I was full of.
>>
>>> And I *do* have Japanese connections. Lived there for 3 years,
>>> would go back in a heartbeat, except that my heart doesn't beat
>>> properly, so I daren't get out of reach of the VA...
>>
>> We won't hold your Japanese connections against you. All that is
>> required is a committment to determinedly remain off topic.
>> Whatever that may be.
>
> Declan is just hoping we'll lay off the Irish bashing and start on
> the Scot bashing. If you two start talking about whisky, I'll bash
> your heads together.
It's properly spelled "whiskey". And it's appropriate for all climes
and environs.
> I'm tempted to stroll over to soc.culture.scottish and see what
> they talk about. Which obscure whisky is better than another, who
> hates the English more, and who can toss a kaber (?) the furthest.
> But I probably couldn't understand the thick accents.
Ekshully, I can't remember our ever discussing caber-tossing.
A few dp like to occasionally post in various dialects of Scots or
Gaelic.
Mine's a large Talisker, thanks.
Well I have a bottle of Black Douglas on my kitchen bench that claims to be
"Scotch Whisky". Now granted it may have been made in Hong Kong under licence by
Suntory, but that's good enough for me. I ken taste the tartan in it.
All Scotch is labelled whisky. Two theories...
this is because the Scots cannot spell,
or
because the anglicisation/bastardisation of uisgebeatha took place in
two different places more or less independently.
(The second theory has its proponents, but it doesn't lead to as many
interesting drinking arguments)
??? Made in China by Japs and they call it "Scotch"??? Olittulgawds!!!
Pardon me, I need to step out for a moment and have a medicinal dose
of Laphroaig to settle my nerves...
Medicinal dose my arse. Anything less than 3 doubles an evening every
night is a waste of time. Glad to see the Talisker left on the shelf though.
Natch. Of course please feel free to buy me a bottle (no dammit, a case,
I promise I'll share some of it with you though) of Knappogue Castle
1951 and tell me a third theory. Oral traditions are so much easier....
Pffthththbbttt... Barbarian.
Think about how much ink and paper have been saved over the centuries by
omitting leaving out the superfluous "e". It would come to *dozens* of
pounds/marks/whatever.
>
> --
> I am not who I think I am
> I am not who you think I am
> I am who I think you think I am
>
> ...or some such shite.
Whatever.
Indeed. Though where would 99.9% of the population be without some
superfluous thing or other?
Nanban, to be exact.
Superfluity is in the eye of the beholder. I can think of a thing or two my
wife thinks are superfluous that I hold very dearly.
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So where does that put me for drinking Suntory Old with fookin ice?
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Jaysus.
Concur..
I certainly hope that you're not holding them now. Hands on the
keyboard.
>
> --
> Regards,
> Ryan Ginstrom