Greetings. Though I sincerely doubt that you are serious, if you are
then you can sure as hell eat me. I hear haunch of human tastes
rather like pork, and I've got plenty of meet on the bone, so here's
one guy you can devour. I am dead serious, pun intended, so if you
aren't I'll be pretty pissed. Granted, I'm not expecting you to be,
but if you are I'll gladly let you have me for lunch or dinner, if you
get my drift. It saves me from having to do the deed myself, and I'd
rather be eaten and thoroughly enjoyed by some sadistic cannibal than
by worms anyway. Honestly, I'd gladly let you eat me, but first I'd
have to get to know you a bit. I like to know people before I trust
them enough to let them kill me. So if you honestly want someone who
will not mind being killed, butchered and eaten, call on me and I'll
be there. Hell, I'll even include your choice of condiments! Since I
eat a lot of chinese and Japanese food, maybe a bit of wasabi and soy
sauce would be the best choice for me. Anyway, best of luck finding
something or someone to eat. I'm here if you want me. Have a
pleasant day.
Abortion Wannabe