Set the record straight -- all men should read
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Set the record straight -- all men should read
this!
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They
start heading down the alley that had the bulls.
They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:
"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife
turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times
in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign
stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This
one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5
times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign
said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He
mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!!
You could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up
and inquire if it was 365 times with the same
cow."