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morning rounds
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal
morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.
He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending
to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was
hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked Patient #1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing
this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but
he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's
face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient
#1, "If he's your friend, you should get him
down from there before he hurts himself."
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the
dark?"