10 Characteristics of The Company Car...
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10 Characteristics of The Company Car...
- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.
- Has a much shorter braking distance than
the private car.
- Can take speed humps at twice the speed of
private cars.
- The battery, radiator water, oil and tires
never have to be checked.
- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the
oil warning light flashing.
- It needs cleaning less often than private
cars.
- The suspension is reinforced to allow for
the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and
other building material.
- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily
eliminated by turning up the radio.
- It needs no security system and may be left
anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the
ignition.
- It is especially sand and waterproof for
barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote
beaches.