Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
- It is always possible to park directly outside
any building you are visiting.
- A detective can only solve a case once he
has been suspended from duty.
- If you decide to start dancing in the street,
everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
- Most laptop computers are powerful enough
to override the communication systems of any
invading alien civilization.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies
will wait patiently to attack you one by one
by dancing around in a threatening manner until
you have knocked out their predecessors.
- When a person is knocked unconscious by a
blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion
or brain damage.
- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking,
explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion
will ever go into shock.
- Police Departments give their officers personality
tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned
a partner who is their total opposite.
- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer
to speak English to each other.
- You can always find a chainsaw when you need
one.
- Any lock can be picked by a credit card
or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the
door to a burning building with a child trapped
inside.
- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill
a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an
eight year old child.
- Television news bulletins usually contain
a story that affects you personally at that precise
moment you turn the television on.