The Cukoo Clock
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The Cukoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night
with the guys. I told my wife that I would be
home by midnight... "promise!"
Well, the hours passed quickly and the beer
was going down way too easy. At 3am, drunk as
a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock
in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so
I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud
of myself for having such a rapid, witty solution,
even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time
I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't
seem disturbed at all. Got away with that one,
I thought! Then she told me we needed a new cuckoo
clock. When I asked her why she said, "Well,
last night it cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'oh
f**k,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
more.... then farted."