Missing Husband
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Missing Husband
A wife went to the police station with her
next-door neighbor to report that her husband
was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has
dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build,
weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good
to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband
is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and
is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"