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Subject: FW: Enc: Os dez mandamentos dos médicos do SUS
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 03:48:03 +0300







Paulinha Marques.
" A vida pode nos derrubar, mas podemos escolher se levantamos ou não."



MÉDICOS DO SUS
 
Os 10 MANDAMENTOS DOS MÉDICOS DO SUS
1 - Se você não sabe o que tem, dá VOLTAREN;


2 - Se você não entende o que viu, dá BENZETACIL;
 
3 - Apertou a barriga e fez 'ahhnnn', dá BUSCOPAN;

 
4 - Caiu e passou mal, dá GARDENAL;
 
 
5 - Tá com uma dor bem grandona? Dá DIPIRONA;

 
 
6 - Se você não sabe o que é bom, dá DECADRON;
 
 
7 - Vomitou tudo o que ingeriu, dá PLASIL;

 
 
8 - Se a pressão subiu, dá CAPTOPRIL;
 
9 - Se a pressão deu mais uma grande subida, dá FUROSEMIDA!
 

10 - Chegou morrendo de choro, ponha no
SORO.
...e mais...
 


Arritmia doidona, dá AMIODARONA...
 
Pelo não, pelo sim, dá ROCEFIN.
 
...e SE NADA DER CERTO, NÃO TEM NEUROSE...
...DIGA QUE:
 
É ESSA NOVA VIROSE!!!


Parece brincadeira mas... é verdade!


 
 


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