The Manifesto Experiment

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Scott Raymoure

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Oct 19, 2011, 5:46:38 PM10/19/11
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The students wrote these manifestos after reading The Potato Manifesto. They give a voice to the voiceless of the world!

The Potato Manifesto

By Cynthia Hwang

How long has our kind been marginalized
Ostracized at supermarkets
With a dismissive wave of hand
As poor folks' food

My origins are humble
But like me the Truffle also comes from the ground.
I'm the butt of jokes, derided,
Likened to lazy sit-abouts—"couch potatoes."
My skin devoured with beer by potbellied men of no distinction.

So I issue a call to you, many-eyed brethren
Fellow discontents and maltreated Amer-potatoes
to migrate to Russia
where, blended together, we will be appreciated
in fine-aged
vodka.

marcial nunez

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Oct 20, 2011, 1:46:06 PM10/20/11
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The Bench Manifesto
 
How long have we've been sat on?
With people's stinky buts and their food that they spill on us.
 
My origins come from fany king chairs to uncofortable ugly plastic ones.
I'm the butt of jokes litterally. I GET ON! Also my skin gets scratched and wrote on.
So I demand to you dirty people not to sit on us unless you are clean. I also demand cussions.

Crystal Jimenez

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Oct 20, 2011, 1:56:43 PM10/20/11
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 For years we have been hanging on a landyard.How many times have we been stared at? Picked up and thrown around.Left to rot.While we put an end to this,go to a new born child to be as new.

jose ayon

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Oct 20, 2011, 1:57:09 PM10/20/11
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How  long  am i to live?until i get turned into paper
or something else that is made out of wood and be used
in many ways like drawing,writing and also be used in many other ways
in life.I would not like to turn into something i would rather like to give shade
and be living on earth suppling oxegen for the world.      
 
 
TREE MANIFESTO

polette garcia (:

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:01:35 PM10/20/11
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The Trash Can Manifesto!
By: Polette Garcia (:
 
How long has our kind have been disrespected and brought down by humans?
Everyday, trash and junk of all kinds have been shoved carlesly into us. We are at the very bottom of pleasant things, people are even disgusted by us! I am made of some good materials to just get filled with junk everyday. Sometimes you human beings forget to take me out and i have to hold your filth for more than 3 weeks! We hold all of the waste that you don't want and yet, you still don't respect us enough. I demand more respect and thought of when you throw away your junk. I also hope that one day we can be more than just a place to hold junk, for example, we can be huge flower pots.
 
 

Jonathan Arevalo

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:05:38 PM10/20/11
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The Tree Manifesto
 
    How long has our kind been used for foolish and eveilish things? We have been cut up, chopped down, and treated like we are just a waist of nature. Like being used for little kids work, with sticky fingers and careles little boys and girls that write on us for fun. Then older kids press so hard on us that our skin recieves black marks all over it.
   When is this going  to stop! Its been to long. What happened to writing on rocks and using other plants and species to write on? I thought men called us Gods work of art?
   We should be treated as precious and the best things on the planet. We are trees!

Zachary ojeda

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:07:35 PM10/20/11
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      The Toilet Paper Manifesto                
 
                       How long have people cleaned there butts on us? 
             I wish I was made out of paper that people use to write and draw.
 
        My origins are humble But like the tree i come out of the ground.
 People use me too much every day because they eat a lot and take it out
  on me ,and the toilet. I am white at first but than i ture brown at the end.
                          I dont know why they use me but I get used to
                                                         it. 
 

unique Garcia

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:07:41 PM10/20/11
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 This is my ( Unique Lopez) manifesto called The Shoe Manifesto. The purpose of this manifesto is for the shoe to say how it feels having a heavy weight on it and being stinky and made fun of. The shoe's audience is other shoes/people who feel the same. The best tone for this shoes's manifesto is figuaritive. So here it is...
                                                The Shoe Manifesto
Why do we have to be like accecories to stinky feet?
They just use us temporaly,
by the end of a tiring day,
they throw us away in a dark room!
 
Is their day really so tiring?
I have to carry all their weight for everything,
like worries soaked over you.
Feet could be your friends for awhile,
but overtime they wore you out!
 
They use us as exuses and blame it on us saying,
" I can't run with these shoes, it's my shoes not me!"
I call to all of you, ignore those feet and be yourself and be free.
 

JERRY PEREZ

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:11:29 PM10/20/11
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The door manifesto       
  I am tired of being slam all the time,and all sorts of kids with there dirty hands touch me all the time.Us doors have to put up with all of this disrespect ,some times i wish i was never a door.Can people aleast wash there hands before they touch me.I bet they like to be clean,and so do we.I know i am being a little harsh but just for a little respect.Now those kids are so dirty they use the rest room,and eat chips it is so nasty.so thank you for hearing my word,but once angain this is THE DOOR MANIFESTO thank you.

johnny rodriguez

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:16:46 PM10/20/11
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 How come people use the restroom all the time?
 i hate when they take a poop in my mouth and it goes down to my stomach
 
 My origians aren't a place for poop
 you should go and dig up a hole to poop in
 
 toilets have fellings to you know !
 
 

DARLENE SAAVEDRA =D

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:17:03 PM10/20/11
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         The TREE manifesto:
 
I feel abused
Sad, lonely
I try my best to do good
But i failed...
What am I doing wrong?
Do I have a purpose?
I need you as much
A s you need ME
 
I feel useless
Like trash
I ground from the ground,
My home
Where I could feel
Safe, and Wanted
 
LIKE EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET AND IN THIS WORLD,
I HAVE AN ENDING...
 
(don't end me too soon) 

Leilani Gutierrez

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:20:51 PM10/20/11
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The Tree Manifesto
By: Leilani gutierrez XD
 
How long has it been since I've had a friend? I used to be happy, funloving, and happy-go-lucky. I miss those days, my best friend grew up and had her own life. I stand here hoping she'll come visit me, but she never does. I stand here hoping somebody will come by and sit under my shade, but they never do.
 I'm here for the winter, summer, fall, and spring. All four seasons...., I need a friend. My leaves fall, change colors, and sprout. I look different and beautiful, but I feel the same and lonely. I need a friend to talk to, to laugh with, and to cry with. I dont want my life to go by without another happy day in my life.
So i speak to anyone who will listen. I need a friend and nothing more. I could be the ugliest tree in the whole world, but I wouldn't care beacuse at least I would have had a friend. Here me out, dont turn away from me , a friend is all I need.

Imelda Gutierrez

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:21:00 PM10/20/11
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The Earth Manifesto
 
My voice is small and feeble
for if I shout in anger, your homes will be destroyed
I care for creatures that walk and live upon me
They know that my life is a certian balance
So why, do one species treat me so cruely againist me
the very home that they live on
 
Humans, they call themseveles the most intelligent on the planet
Haha, I laugh in their pride,
for if so intelligent, they do not see the pain they cause.
Their vehicles bring emissions into the air
and the polar ice caps are melting
the Bears of the Polar North
are losing their homes
Which I myself have created.
 
I create things to make every lifes better,
Alas, you seem not to care.
As I wallow in my self-pity, tearstained,
hurt. I wonder can the human race save itself
from it's own drive to extiction.
 
And so I plead in my weak voice
I cry in silence,
Being poisened by naysayers
I need help, life is a perfect circular balence
i fullfilled my part
it's your turn to do your duty
 
there is only one me in the entire universe
I wonder if we'll survive together
for better or worse
Stop global warming
Stop oil spills
Stop polluntion and litter
 
If love makes the world go round
I'll stop going round since
you have lost the love for me.....

Misty Marchant

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:21:17 PM10/20/11
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The Earth Manifesto

Everyday humans do something bad
The people on Earth are littering and polluting
What did i do to deserve this kind of punishment?

I have many good things for you 
All you have to do is use it the right way
You should not throw trash on the ground
There are trashcans everywhere you go
If you see trash,then you can pick it up and throw it in a trashcan yourself

Do not throw trash in the oceans 
Keep the oceans clean
The fishes and underwater creatures breath in water 
You are messing up their environment killing them 
I know you don't want to be like that 
Do the right thing, Stop pollution!

Humans are the one causing this to happen 
There is pollution in there air and litter everywhere!
Why should you be living when you are killing others?
Not only animals
Also the trees and plants
You need those to survive! They give you the oxygen to breathe

Everyone will have a better life when all this nonsense stops
You can start by using a bike or walk to places that are close to you
Will you still exist if this nonsense goes on?
Surviving on your on can be really hard 

Save the World and you save yourself 




 

Ashlyn Hankins

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:22:56 PM10/20/11
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The Tree Manifesto
 
I am a tree trying to grow strong and give oxeygen to all living things. But how could I do that when everyday I live in fear of getting chopped down for a little kids scribble paper? I stand here everyday through every seaon for nothing. Winter is the worst because i am so cold, summer is too hot and my trunk gets tanned,and fall is the worst becase its bad enough that my leaves fall off on thier own but kids try to shake em off too. But awwww... Spring is the best because i feel the nice breeze againts my nice green leaves and i usually grow a couple of inches. It would be nice to relax and live in a tropical rainforest for no one but the animals to acompany me.
 
                                                                                                 -Ashlyn Hankins

Imelda Gutierrez

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:23:24 PM10/20/11
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i like yours misty XD
 

rodrigo

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:25:07 PM10/20/11
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                                            URINAL MANIFESTO
 
       how came some people do not flush the urinal after they are done using it? I dont like when they use alot of water. also when they put paper in my mouth and into my stomach. why do they stand on me when i am sleeping. why can i just be used the right way for ones. I want them to treat me the right way like a normal urinal.also i want to be treated like other people will be treated. 

thalia ontiveros

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:25:09 PM10/20/11
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The Trash Can Manifesto
By Thalia Ontiveros
 
How long have we been tortured with the smell
of those dirty diapers and food that has just got
rotten?
 Well i just had enough!
Here i am in front of a house, just
thinking of when something
gross is going to be thrown inside
of me.
I hate being a trash can, i just satnd here
through, Summer, Winter, Fall, and Spring
frreezing and having through suffer sun tans.
Why couldnt i been a yard wast trash can, i would
at least smell like nature not like
used diapers or food that has gone bad.
The worst thing about begin a trash can is that
all around the world
people are always saying" whats that smell,
someone should clean
up that trash can, or get a new one".
I am tired of begin just taught as
that smelly thing in the
corner!
I want to be know as
something that dosent smell so disgusting,
like grass or flowers not like toilet paper.
So if you are tired of felling that way, come and fall me
to a better place.

lydiah pena

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:25:37 PM10/20/11
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                                      The Trash Manifesto!
I dont like it when people just go by and kick me.
Or when they haave me all nasty with gum all over me.
I would like people to have me clean they wouldn't like it if i would keep their trash can durty.SO please keep me clean.
 
by lydiah

 

graciela hernandez

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:27:12 PM10/20/11
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                                    The Trashcan Manifesto
I am mad at evreyone that trow things at me that stain me and look bad!! I hate it when you mistreat me,forexample,kick me,spit at me,push me .I have feelings!!Unlike you noone does this things that you do to me to you..
 
 
 
          MY TONE WAS SERIOUS STRICT AND ANNOYED...

Vanessa Moreno

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:27:54 PM10/20/11
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The Water Manifesto
By Vanessa Moreno
 
I am sick and tired of always being transferred from place to place
The sewer, water pipes, sink, and especially people's mouth
 
Don't get me wrong,
I love that I am a natural resource and an important element of the Earth
 
But, I want to be able to travel around the world
 and go to places that are unimaginable
I would love to go to Niagara Falls, Yellowstone Park, or the Grand Canyon
 
I want to be a part of something that makes a whole
Like, be the the waterfall that tourists from around the world want to come and see
 
I want to be heard, noticed, and constantly be talked about
 
So I ask my fellow specks of water
Do you want to be stuck in those nasty pipes
Or be noticed and talked about???
 
 
 

Fabian Lara

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:27:56 PM10/20/11
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The Trash Can Manifesto!
By Fabian Lara
 
How long will I be equal to the trash I hold?
Unappreciated and mistreated
Filled with scraps and worthless things
Suddenly becoming what I hold
 
My life is plain and calm
My intentions are simple
My purpose, not this
Being kicked and pushed
Spit on by the very kids who need me
 
I want one thing;
To be appreciated and cleaned
No more stinky, cheap foods
Filled with lobster tails and wine bottles
To be the one for a noble purpose
 

DJ

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Oct 20, 2011, 2:28:21 PM10/20/11
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The Tree Manifesto
 
    How long has our kind been treated like this? I have been a stem in this world for to long. Now it is time for me to stand up and speak out. We have been torn down llimb from limb and now I speak for all of us thhat we will stand up and help eachother.

Guadalupe

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Oct 24, 2011, 11:34:43 PM10/24/11
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The Cave Manifesto
By; Guadalupe Heredia
  
       why are we caves regarded unuseful? Are we that ugly and terrifiying. I just want to be a home for someone or something.
I want to be considered pleasant, but not just from my owners(animals), but from humans . I have tooken thousands of years to construct myself just to be disrespected and runied in seconds. Since when did we become transparent if we were your ancestors home, and  maybe even yours if you would see it. We are stronger and safer than your house, we won't burn that esay.
Us caves  are here lonely, dark,  and dull.
But it doesn't have to be that way.
You could come and acompany me, maybe even bring in life.

Guadalupe

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Oct 24, 2011, 11:36:29 PM10/24/11
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