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Lee Jackson Beauregard

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Mar 18, 2004, 9:11:22 PM3/18/04
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Stagger Lee wrote:
> Woger has repeatedly claimed that he lives on a dead end street, and
> he has made that claim for years. Yet, a map of Glen Haven Avenue
> from Yahoo would seem to indicate that precisely the opposite is true.
> Glen Haven Ave becomes Little Grave Creek Road, which then runs into
> Glen Dale (as distinguised from Glendale).
>
> Here is the link: http://tinyurl.com/2tep8
>
> It would seem that, whenever Woger's fingers are typing, they are
> typing lies.

Say it ain't so!!!! Our Woger lying again? The boy does seem to have a
problem with the truth, no doesn't he?

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Arf! Arf!

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Mar 18, 2004, 10:14:24 PM3/18/04
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"Lee Jackson Beauregard" <john...@southland.smart.net.yank.go.home> wrote
in message news:c3dkuf$1bpp$1...@news.wplus.net...

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Looks like Little Grave Creek Road runs right into Glendale...but the dotted
borders seem to indicate that this is either a dirt road or is platted but
undeveloped.
Either way I am sure Little Rogie keeps his Cyclops Eye glued to the window
to see who travels his street...and don't any of y'all stop anywheres near
his house or Little Rogie will once again empty his bladder all over the
floor.
He is, as y'all know, incontinent as a result of battling bladder infections
all his grown days. STD's and Wogie jus seem to go together............

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"The funny thing is, you don't know your fat ass from a whole in
the ground, shit-for-brains."
Roger Wussman


Ed Franklobsingerkowski

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Mar 19, 2004, 1:24:00 AM3/19/04
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John Kimball

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Mar 20, 2004, 3:05:16 PM3/20/04
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Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:

> Fox Mulder wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 20 Mar 2004 01:41:17 -0600, Lee Jackson Beauregard
>> <johnn...@southland.smart.netSPAMMEN.VERBOTEN> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Stagger Lee wrote:


>>>
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 19 Mar 2004 01:16:48 -0600, an imposter wrote:
>>>> : Stagger Lee wrote:
>>>> : : > Woger has repeatedly claimed that he lives on a dead end
>>>> street, and
>>>> : > he has made that claim for years. Yet, a map of Glen Haven Avenue
>>>> : > from Yahoo would seem to indicate that precisely the opposite is
>>>> true.
>>>> : > Glen Haven Ave becomes Little Grave Creek Road, which then runs
>>>> into
>>>> : > Glen Dale (as distinguised from Glendale).
>>>> : > : > Here is the link: http://tinyurl.com/2tep8
>>>> : > : > It would seem that, whenever Woger's fingers are typing,
>>>> they are
>>>> : > typing lies.

>>>> : > : > : > : > ====================
>>>> : > "Just because YOU don't know how anonymous remailers work, doesn't
>>>> : > mean everybody else does, imbecile." -- Secwet Woger in message-id
>>>> : > <5a35ee4960f14f45...@mail.futureworlds.it>
>>>> : : You got that old pic of Woger? I'm working on a Scheissman
>>>> T-shirt. His
>>>> : picture with a caption below that says: Woger Wiseman : Fat
>>>> Whining Cock : sucker. Send Woger pic to:
>>>> lee_jackson...@rock.com
>>>>
>>>> You need to improve your forgery skillz before anyone is going to be
>>>> taken
>>>> in by these posts.
>>>
>>>
>>> I'm pretty much the real thing. Remove the Spammen Verboten and send
>>> me a e-mail.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Don't you have a cascade from 2001 that you still need to follow up??
>
>
> FUCK OFF KIRK!
Fuck off kirk


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"Uhhhhhh, yeah, I'm calling you about giving you a dick sucking
and all that..." Woger Wiseman blows his heterosexual cover and
admits his desire for the Jesus cock in afcbck$j0...@pita.alt.net


"Don't bring a knife to a gun fights you illarate fuck!"
Woger explains his battle plan in ^^^^^^^
9ujg6$hpa$@dosa.alt.net

"Dr. Seuss is above your reading level you. You fucker illerate"
kc8...@alt.net Woger demonstrates his superior sentence ^^^^^^
structure and spelling ability.

"...I never went to high school..."
Woger laments his lack of education in (a129t$i5...@pita.alt.net)

Mehehe... Well, "grammer" sic boy, you definately have no room
to talk... (9viq9f$2...@dosa.alt.net)

The Roger Wiseman Dictionary

"Illarate" West BY GOD Virginny!
"Reveresed" Must be one of those off-brand keyboards.
"Soem".as in Some? What a losser.
"VIRIN".What Wogie was before he met the Lavender Lads.
"Minisule".he mussa meant miniscule. Like his IQ.
"Champoin".Whassup, Wiseman? No dictionaries in the mental ward?
"Anoinymous"...a cross between anonymous and annoying?
"Acident" Roger's mom got preggers by accident.
"Alreaedy" Alright, already!
"Amouints" Roger amounts to nothing.
"Aposterphe" This guy is a hoot, ain't he?
"Basios"...word Woger uses when he gets neeeerrrrvous.
"Behing"...a cross between being and behind?
"Coiward" As in peeking from behind his mommy's curtains.
"Feamle"...I think he meant female.
"Losser"...only loser Roger can do it better.
"Ignroant"...typical, considering the source.
"Sluprs"...only Rogie knows what this means.
"Travelled"...a Rogerism, replete with ignorance.
"Postss"...pssst...Roger..that should be Posts.
"Defgenerate"...well, it's Roger's word...
"Faity"...he meant to say Fairy, but you know Roger.
"Ghet" Get a load of Curtain Boy!
"Distribiution"...Roger likes using phonics.
"Biotch"...he meant Bitch, but his phonics took over again.
"Methjadone"...a West Virginia substitute for Heroin.
"Sumbliminal"...one of Roger's favorites.
"Recepticle"...either of Roger's moist cavaties.
"Cociane"...a West Virginia drug of choice?
"Tiome"...Roger meant to say Time...but his fingers were numb.
"Beraking"...no definition. Could mean 'beraking' the leaves,
"Amny"...he meant 'any',
"Nlay"...a town in Maylaysia? Vermont?
"Al;ong"...only Wussman knows what this means.
"Becasu"...well, becasu Roger is not the brightest bulb on the tree.
"Seperation". Why? Because Roger cannot "seperate" from his mommie!
"Sisnce" He meant Since, but his pudgy little fingers slipped off the keys.
"gnetically" What?
"provce" (prove?)
"Piuzza" (West Virginia Pizza)
"Schol" (school?)
"strill" (still?)
"shoitgun" 12 ga or 20 ga?
"Snoip" (How they spell "snip" in Glen Dale)
"Maturbater". Wiseman does it all the time, he just can't spell it.(leaves a
sticky residue on his right hand)
"Coskscuking". It's a Roger thing, as in Lavender Lads.
"Waddleing". Only in Glen Dale, eh?
"Spaeaking". Curtain Boy did this after his second retest.
" Stgop" Roger's version of Stop.
"Fahter's" He meant Father's Day.
"fserting"..would that be festering?
"poists". Roger meant "posts".
"snadwich" As in peanut butter and jelly?
"regualr" Glen Dale rendition of "regular".
"aftrer" After? Aftrer what?
"soory". Sorry Roger fucks up again.
"didnb't" He didn't?
"whoile". He ate the whoile thing?
"Woamn" He's hooked on West Virginia phonics, all right.
"prrof" And he kin prove it, too.
"beforfe" Was that before he lurned to spell?
"yoiuy" Roger's version of "y'all".
"illerate" Only illiterate Roger can spell like this.
"haeart" Aw, how heartless of me to laugh!
"valule" Roger has no values. No wonder he can't spell it.
"proch" Doesn't everyone have one on their house?
"inmstitution" Where Roger's mom put him in June 1999.
"timne" It's Howdy Doody time?
"whgo" What? Who dat?
"gnetically" Only Roger knows what this one means.
"crfy" Like, cry, Roger, cry.
"stutrtering" Some stutter, Wiseman stutrters.
"Whjere" Where is Curtain Boy?
"Webiste" That's Website to the rest of us.
"Youire" Your? You're? Who knows.
"fiored" As in fired?
"Parety" Roger gave a party once. Nobody came.
"Bouynce" Bounce? Or maybe a cute black singer?
"Varification" Verifiable mental case.
"Probelms" Poor Rogie.has many problems of the mental sort.
"Partricipate" Oh, DUH!!!!
"Cryed" Gee, Wogie..cry me a river.you dolt!
"Stoick" What a dork. His old 386 has no spell check program.
"Partiall" More WV Phonics, I see.
"Obsucred" Either obscured or Rogie has "sucre" on his mind.
"Infinate" Stupid. Think finite, Rogie.
"Sustinance" As in Sustenance?
"Juvinile". This is the way Roger likes his boys.
"Piut" Put it where, Rogie?
"Toyus". "Toyus R Us?
"Diminuative". Roger's height.
"Percriptions" Say what?
"Credibiliy" More Glen Dale intellect.
"Thsoe" Yet another Glen Dale gaffe.

Pedophile Fag-lamer Woger of Borg

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Mar 20, 2004, 7:56:11 PM3/20/04
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Checkmate wrote: > On Sat, 20 Mar 2004 14:05:16 -0600, John Kimball put forth the notion > that... >>Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote: >>>Fox Mulder wrote: >>>>On Sat, 20 Mar 2004 01:41:17 -0600, Lee Jackson Beauregard >>>><johnn...@southland.smart.netSPAMMEN.VERBOTEN> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>>Stagger Lee wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>On Fri, 19 Mar 2004 01:16:48 -0600, an imposter wrote: >>>>>>: Stagger Lee wrote: >>>>>>: : > Woger has repeatedly claimed that he lives on a dead end >>>>>>street, and >>>>>>: > he has made that claim for years. Yet, a map of Glen Haven Avenue >>>>>>: > from Yahoo would seem to indicate that precisely the opposite is >>>>>>true. >>>>>>: > Glen Haven Ave becomes Little Grave Creek Road, which then runs >>>>>>into >>>>>>: > Glen Dale (as distinguised from Glendale). >>>>>>: > : > Here is the link: http://tinyurl.com/2tep8 >>>>>>: > : > It would seem that, whenever Woger's fingers are typing, >>>>>>they are >>>>>>: > typing lies. >>>>>>: > : > : > : > ==================== >>>>>>: > "Just because YOU don't know how anonymous remailers work, doesn't >>>>>>: > mean everybody else does, imbecile." -- Secwet Woger in message-id >>>>>>: > <5a35ee4960f14f45...@mail.futureworlds.it> >>>>>>: : You got that old pic of Woger? I'm working on a Scheissman >>>>>>T-shirt. His >>>>>>: picture with a caption below that says: Woger Wiseman : Fat >>>>>>Whining Cock : sucker. Send Woger pic to: >>>>>>lee_jackson...@rock.com >>>>>> >>>>>>You need to improve your forgery skillz before anyone is going to be >>>>>>taken >>>>>>in by these posts. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>I'm pretty much the real thing. Remove the Spammen Verboten and send >>>>>me a e-mail. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>Don't you have a cascade from 2001 that you still need to follow up?? >>>FUCK OFF KIRK! >>Fuck off kirk > fick off, Kurk. FUCK OFF KIRK <you fag!> Bend over little boy, Resistance is Futile! -Woger of Borg Visit Woger Wiseman homopage: http://www.geocities.com/captain_fago_from_planet_uranus

Woger of Borg

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Fuck off Turk

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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Mar 22, 2004, 10:31:32 PM3/22/04
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Woger of Borg wrote:

FUCK off Kirk


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