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John Kimball

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Mar 20, 2004, 4:09:37 PM3/20/04
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Raoul Xemblonsky III wrote:

> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
> <105l2bp...@corp.supernews.com>:
>
>
>>"Bryan "SMASH" Manternach" <sm...@transwarp.com> wrote in message
>>news:Ef32c.17$_9....@chrome-fe.eng.netapp.com...
>>
>>>
>>>Wanderer wrote:
>>>
>>>>Well, while our resident evils are off attempting to terrorize
>>>>alt.fan.furry, anyone else want to talk werewolves?:)
>>>>
>>>
>>>It's useNet. If you can scream to me over the noise, ya, let's talk.
>>
>>So I see.:/ Who let Xemblonsky out?
>>
>
> Don't you have some cars to chase, were puppy?
> BTW, does mommy know you tore up the couch while pee-shifting?
> BAD DOGGIE!!!!111!!!!


Pretty lame 'ole son. Isn't it time for you to hang it up?


--
Uhhhhhh, yeah, I'm calling you about giving you a dick sucking
and all that..." Woger Wiseman blows his heterosexual cover and
admits his desire for the Jesus cock in afcbck$j0...@pita.alt.net


"Never attened any schools int he West Virginia school system."
Roger Wiseman <kc8...@alt.net> Finally comes clean about his lack of
education in Message-ID: <a2cpbp$ee3$g...@pita.alt.net>

"Quit whining you stutrtering pedophile."
Roger Wiseman <kc8...@alt.net> steps on his dick and validates
Freudian theory long after Sigmund's death, in Message ID:
<a785ja$p3e$1...@pita.alt.net>

"Dr. Seuess is above your reading level."
Roger Wiseman, Rhodes Scholar, blows his cover
in Message-ID: <9u0sme$poe$0...@dosa.alt.net>

"What's "incase," you uttley ignorant fuckwit?
Don't you mean "in case"? You don't know what words mena, do you?
Or is that beacuse your head is "encased" in cement?"
Uttley <sic> ignorant fuckwit Roger Wiseman <ab...@alt.net> wins the
trifecta and doesn't know what words mena <sic> beacuse <sic> his head
is encased in cement in Message-ID: <ajoaos$6le$p...@pita.alt.net>

"Don't bring a knife to a gun fights you illarate fuck!"
Woger explains his battle plan in ^^^^^^^
9ujg6$hpa$@dosa.alt.net

-------------------------------------------------------------

Several months latter Woger returns home to West Vagina. His mother,
horny and lonely as hell greets him at the door in nothing but a smile
and a paper bag (over her head). They of course have sex. As the night
continues Woger finds that try as he might, his dick will only get hard
with Mommie on top! The next day Woger goes and sees the local doctor
(who is actually only a vet). The doctor checks Woger out throughly,
giving him a prostrate exam (Woger vaguely wonders why both hands are
on his shoulders during this procedure). After it is over the doc is
smoking a cigarette and looking happy. Woger get's a little frustrated
and asks the doc, "Goddamn it doctor what's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well Wiseman, it is pretty clear. The only way you can
fuck is up!"


Raoul Xemblonsky III

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Mar 20, 2004, 4:47:27 PM3/20/04
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John Kimball <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in
<c3ic08$1825$1...@news.wplus.net>:

>Raoul Xemblonsky III wrote:
>
>> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
>> <105l2bp...@corp.supernews.com>:
>>
>>
>>>"Bryan "SMASH" Manternach" <sm...@transwarp.com> wrote in message
>>>news:Ef32c.17$_9....@chrome-fe.eng.netapp.com...
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Wanderer wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Well, while our resident evils are off attempting to terrorize
>>>>>alt.fan.furry, anyone else want to talk werewolves?:)
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>It's useNet. If you can scream to me over the noise, ya, let's talk.
>>>
>>>So I see.:/ Who let Xemblonsky out?
>>>
>>
>> Don't you have some cars to chase, were puppy?
>> BTW, does mommy know you tore up the couch while pee-shifting?
>> BAD DOGGIE!!!!111!!!!
>
>
>Pretty lame 'ole son. Isn't it time for you to hang it up?
>
>

I'm having fun, you?
:)


John Kimball

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Mar 20, 2004, 4:55:05 PM3/20/04
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There is that. I have to show up once in a while to put hatter and
Woger in their place.

Raoul Xemblonsky III

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Mar 21, 2004, 4:52:12 PM3/21/04
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John Kimball <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in
<c3iels$1n16$1...@news.wplus.net>:

>Raoul Xemblonsky III wrote:
>> John Kimball <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in
>> <c3ic08$1825$1...@news.wplus.net>:
>>
>>
>>>Raoul Xemblonsky III wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
>>>><105l2bp...@corp.supernews.com>:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Bryan "SMASH" Manternach" <sm...@transwarp.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:Ef32c.17$_9....@chrome-fe.eng.netapp.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Wanderer wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Well, while our resident evils are off attempting to terrorize
>>>>>>>alt.fan.furry, anyone else want to talk werewolves?:)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It's useNet. If you can scream to me over the noise, ya, let's
talk.
>>>>>
>>>>>So I see.:/ Who let Xemblonsky out?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Don't you have some cars to chase, were puppy?
>>>>BTW, does mommy know you tore up the couch while pee-shifting?
>>>>BAD DOGGIE!!!!111!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>Pretty lame 'ole son. Isn't it time for you to hang it up?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I'm having fun, you?
>> :)
>>
>>
>
>There is that. I have to show up once in a while to put hatter and
>Woger in their place.
>

Diaper boi lives??? Who'da thunk it...


Onideus Mad Hatter

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Mar 21, 2004, 10:39:47 PM3/21/04
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Checkmate wrote:
> On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 21:52:12 GMT, Raoul Xemblonsky III put forth the
> notion that...
> It's life, Raoul, but not as we know it.
>
>

Well wet my diaper, Stalemate made a funny.

--
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mhm 0 x 0
http://www.geocities.com/dirty_diaper_needs_changing

Raoul Xemblonsky III

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Mar 22, 2004, 5:17:18 PM3/22/04
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Onideus Mad Hatter <mad_h...@charter.net> wrote in
<c3ln7e$2k12$1...@news.wplus.net>:

I have a newsfroup to reccomend for annexation: alt.fan.erik.mouse

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Mar 23, 2004, 7:07:25 AM3/23/04
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Uuuuuhummmmmmmm hey jackass, can you please try to stay on topic here
in alt.cocksucker.roger-wiseman?

Now, getting back to the matter at hand: Is it just me, or has anyone
else noticed how pathetically confused Wussman has become lately? Can't
even keep his lies straight. He's become an even worse blathering idiot
than usual.

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Mar 23, 2004, 7:10:59 AM3/23/04
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Checkmate wrote:

> On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 22:17:18 GMT, Raoul Xemblonsky III put forth the

> <rubs hands>
>
> Breeeeng theem too meee...
>
>


Oooooooooooooohhhhh I ain't seen this mother fucker this happy since he
kidnapped the girl's junior high Glee Club.

Raoul Xemblonsky III

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Mar 23, 2004, 4:56:31 PM3/23/04
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Onideus Mad Hatter <mad_h...@charter.net> wrote in
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It should be lots of fun...Erik tends to go ballistic at the first sign of
trollery.


Kilfile the Lamenetter

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Mar 23, 2004, 8:42:25 PM3/23/04
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Raoul Xemblonsky III wrote:

Well, who the fuck does that cocksucker think he is? Woger Wiseman?


--
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"Love is the answer... Now bend over and touch your toes, grit
your teeth, and take it like a big boy." -Woger Wiseman misquoting
John Lennon to Glen Dale 5 year olds.

Raoul Xemblonsky III

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Mar 24, 2004, 5:10:11 PM3/24/04
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Kilfile the Lamenetter
<Captain_Fago_Woger_Wussm...@fag-lame.com> wrote in
<c3qp34$15rs$2...@news.wplus.net>:

I bet his penis dwarfs Wogers, so no.


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