trolls, fish, biting a fin
Gary Williams
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OK, now for 300 shromp, who was the sci-fi author who wrote
about the dolphin saying, "Sometimes all you can do is bite off
a chunk of his fin."?
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> OK, now for 300 shromp, who was the sci-fi author who wrote about the
> dolphin saying, "Sometimes all you can do is bite off a chunk of his
> fin."?
Dolphins are not fish. No Dolphin in his right mind would have said such
a thing.
-- Martin Koolhoven
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AFFA MU
Dolphins do not have "right" or "left" minds like people do.
Their minds are a unified whole which is why they are so stable and
don't commit suicide or murder or any other kind of violence.
Douglas Goodall
cuprum at earthlink network
Inflatable Pinata
[|>Their minds are a unified whole which is why they are so stable and
[|>don't commit suicide or murder or any other kind of violence.
Both wrong.
Dolphins are fish if the speakers of the English call them fish. Words are
defined by the collective unconsciousness, not some hoity-doidy
scientists.
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> Gary Williams <gw...@spectra.net> wrote:
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> > OK, now for 300 shromp, who was the sci-fi author who wrote about the
> > dolphin saying, "Sometimes all you can do is bite off a chunk of his
> > fin."?
>
> Dolphins are not fish. No Dolphin in his right mind would have said such
> a thing.
You mean you think you have to be a fish to have a fin?
You racist!
-- Gary
Izzy Arko
AFFA MU wrote:
> >> OK, now for 300 shromp, who was the sci-fi author who wrote about the
> >> dolphin saying, "Sometimes all you can do is bite off a chunk of his
> >> fin."?
> >
> >Dolphins are not fish. No Dolphin in his right mind would have said such
> >a thing.
>
> Dolphins do not have "right" or "left" minds like people do.
> Their minds are a unified whole which is why they are so stable and
> don't commit suicide or murder or any other kind of violence.
Have you interviewed any of the fish they eat, Professor?
Or do they live on om?
By the way, how many dolphins do you know personally, Jacques?
Richard E. Nickle
Inflatable Pinata <smj...@my-dejanews.com> wrote in article
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| [|>Dolphins do not have "right" or "left" minds like people do.
| [|>Their minds are a unified whole which is why they are so stable and
| [|>don't commit suicide or murder or any other kind of violence.
|
| Both wrong.
Et toi. Dolphins have 'port' and 'starboard'.
I was out on Boston Harbor this morning on a sailboat and I saw not
only a dolphin (right up around the McKay memorial pier in East Boston)
but I also saw a seal.
1 R3WL, U DR00L.
ObKibology:
IF THIS BOATS A ROCKIN' DON'T COME A KNOCKIN'.
Inflatable Pinata
Dolphins are an ancient and honorable species. They wouldn't have a
new-fangled 'port'. Try 'labbord'. Only robotic dolphins have a port. USB.
[|>I was out on Boston Harbor this morning on a sailboat and I saw not
[|>only a dolphin (right up around the McKay memorial pier in East Boston)
[|>but I also saw a seal.
Dolphins are goofusses. We got great white sharks. They eviscerate seals
in one chomp. We also got sea lions. TPTB are considerring ways to evict
them from boat docks. Antitank guns have been mentionned.
Martin Koolhoven
> [|>Dolphins do not have "right" or "left" minds like people do.
> [|>Their minds are a unified whole which is why they are so stable and
> [|>don't commit suicide or murder or any other kind of violence.
>
> Both wrong.
>
> Dolphins are fish if the speakers of the English call them fish. Words are
> defined by the collective unconsciousness, not some hoity-doidy
> scientists.
I call them flippers.
Martin Koolhoven (or those irritating animals that always smile)
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AFFA MU
>> >> OK, now for 300 shromp, who was the sci-fi author who wrote about the
>> >> dolphin saying, "Sometimes all you can do is bite off a chunk of his
>> >> fin."?
>> >
>> >Dolphins are not fish. No Dolphin in his right mind would have said such
>> >a thing.
>>
>> Their minds are a unified whole which is why they are so stable and
>> don't commit suicide or murder or any other kind of violence.
>
>Or do they live on om?
>By the way, how many dolphins do you know personally, Jacques?
Dolphins do not eat fish. They *is* fish. They live on sunshine and
love. They are autotrophs and we could learn from their utopian
society.
AFFA MU
>[|>Dolphins do not have "right" or "left" minds like people do.
>[|>Their minds are a unified whole which is why they are so stable and
>[|>don't commit suicide or murder or any other kind of violence.
>
>Both wrong.
>
>Dolphins are fish if the speakers of the English call them fish. Words are
>defined by the collective unconsciousness, not some hoity-doidy
>scientists.
I don't like your collective's definitions. Please remove me from your
collective.
Noah A Christis
>Et toi. Dolphins have 'port' and 'starboard'.
>
>I was out on Boston Harbor this morning on a sailboat and I saw not
>only a dolphin (right up around the McKay memorial pier in East Boston)
>but I also saw a seal.
ym: Boson Harbor. HTH.
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