Fwd: HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

[Jonathan Young]

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Subject:	HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Date:	Mon, 28 Feb 2011 12:26:06 -0500
From:	Robert P. <bob...@verizon.net>
To:	Sherrill Greg <she...@bellatlantic.net>, Sherrill Chris <clshe...@verizon.net>

 
 

  HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 

   

          1.   Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's 

                used size 14-16 work boots.

   

          2.   Place them on your front porch, along with a copy 

                of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

   

         3.   Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and 

                magazines.

 

           4.   Splash a little watered down rusty red paint on the 

                 sidewalk.

 

           5.  Leave a note on your door that reads:

 

                "Bubba,

                 Me and Bertha and Duke and Slim went for more ammo and   

                 beer. Be back in an hour. ... Don't mess with the pit bulls; they 

                 attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. 

                 I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the 

                 blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. .... Better 

                 wait outside. Be right back."

                 "Cooter"





 




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[Calvin Coffeen]

that is awsome....

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[Jack Scott]

funny thing is i know a kid named cooter

"So this is how liberty dies, with a thunderous applause."

TERRORISTS DON"T OBEY GUN LAWS

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