Wine doesn't make you fat!

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Blossom Lawrence

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Jan 3, 2013, 10:17:07 AM1/3/13
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Wine Does NOT Make You FAT
It Makes You LEAN..
Against Tables, Chairs, Floors, Walls and Ugly People.












































Have a wonderful day and laugh often.








Another new Illness to watch out for... Anal Glaucoma

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

 

 

 

 

 


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