Bar room conversation --nice

[Dr. Pradeep Rao]

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I was standing in a bar when this Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Excuse me, sir. Do you know any martial arts, like kung-fu or karate?"
He says "No".
I said, "Maybe you know tae kwon do or judo or aikido or ju jitsu?"
He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat? Jus because I Chinee?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick!"