Fwd: FW: BAS YEHI BACHA THA...--------------------------Cognizant, Chennai..!!
Abhishek meshram
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Most people who live among the crowd never press the pasuse button in thier lives and stop for even sixty seconds to reflect on why they are here and what they are meant to do. Leadership and personal success require that we become more thoughtful than ordinary people. STOP being busy being busy. Become more reflective.
Abhishek Meshram
Software Engineer
Tavant Technologies PVT. LTD.
Neeraj Nema
*Rajnikant’s
codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an
invention.*
*Rajnikant does not have any data type, because nothing
can define Rajnikant.*
*Rajnikant’s
for/while loop does not have an exit condition, he exists when he desires
so.*
*Rajnikant has written a
software for himself, where he can set his age to any value he
wants.*
*Rajnikant does not use a key
board, he communicates with computer through mind power.*
*Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All
computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves
from hands of Rajanikant.*
Rajnikant's programs don't have Catch blocks... Because
when Rajnikant's program throws an exception, nobody can catch it! Only
Rajnikant himself can!!
When
Rajnikant comes online, all servers shut down! Because, the King of SERVERs is
online...
*Rajnikant never writes
queries to the Databases. Databases send their queries to
Rajnikant!*
Rajnikant never gets a
DivideByZero exception. In any such case, 1/0 defines
itself..
*Rajnikant reads only one
slide for perception;* As he says “ if I read one slide its similar to reading
100 slides” *Mind it>>>>>>>>>*
Compiler does not warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns
compiler .....
Rajnikant can execute
a program before compiling
Default
Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!
Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED
TABLE!
Rajinikanth invented
SQL!!
Rajinikant can access even
private member variables from a different package!!!….
Rajinikant can rollback his age in presence of
commit.
There is no main function in
rajnikant’s code……………….every function is named “RAJNIKANT” and dare compiler
produce an error!
Enjoy....
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Regards,
Neeraj Nema
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