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FAT-PIE NEWSLETTER #64353
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Seasonal greetings to you all, this is a festive newsletter. Right off the bat, let's get a few things out of the way:
- You don't know how this slipped by your spam folder
- You don't remember signing up for this list
- You have no idea what Fat-Pie is or who I am
- You don't have time to read this nonsense when it's PANIC SATURDAY: the last Saturday before Pissmas.
I understand all of this, which is why I don't care. I offer words, you can take them or leave them. I suggest you hold them in your mouth for a few seconds and then spit them into the sink, so you get a hint of the flavour whilst avoiding the calories.
"David, what do you want from me? I'm busy. I just can't be doing with this right now"
I don't mean to put words in your mouth, but that's exactly what you just said --out loud. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer and bring you gifts. I've walked hundreds of miles across the desert with this shit, following several stars, and the moon. Eventually I just asked for directions and here I am, with gifts to consume:
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THE UNFIXABLE THOUGHT MACHINE
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NEW CARTOON
This is the third installment of the Health Reminder / Take This Pill series. It is about brains and doctors and things. It's nearly 6 minutes long and isn't horrific and creepy like so many of my others apparently are. Still at least 3 comments have been about how scared people were or that they won't sleep tonight or something - I don't understand that at all, it's about doctors and stuff. I think it's one of my best yet, but then again I would, because I just made it.
selected comments:
I am concerned for you, David Firth. On an emotional level I am concerned for you as a whole.
Why would you make something quite like this?
In a short while the coffee will be ready.
I feel like doing my teacher....
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FLYING LOTUS - READY ERR NOT
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ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO
I animated a music video - for an actual established artist! - That makes me established doesn't it? Which means that it's less likely my Wikipedia page will be deleted again, for a few years. Flying Lotus wanted something dark, something about death. I had this idea about babies running about, terorrizing people, Flying Lotus requested that I kill him and have him chopped up. I merged the two ideas together and decided to use the Sock 5 style again. I mainly used After Effects for this one, which I am a huge fan of. When I was finished and sent it to Mr Lotus, he was a little concerned...... that I had made him look like he was going bald in a certain shot, just before he was decapitated - no one wants that.
editor's pick of comments:
3:04 minutes in my life wasted in pure stupidity; there is enough sickness in the world in real life than is difficult for me to find some kind of 'artwork' on this video.
THIS ISNT A MUSIC VIDEO THIS IS WATCHING BABYS GETTING KILLED
This music video makes me so fucking erect.
Also Flying Lotus related: I make a brief appearance on the PS4, XBOX ONE and forthcoming PC versions of Grand Theft Auto 5 where I call into FlyLoFM as my Doctor character. FlyLo FM is the best station on there anyway as it plays Windowlicker.
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OTHER BITS
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As well as the visual bits I made a few other things:
I also started loads of things that aren't finished yet. You'll find out when they are
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IN CONCLUSION
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I feel like it's just been me talking all along, so how are YOU?..... Yeah so anyway thanks for sticking with me to the end on this one. I don't mean to sound crude, or to paint a horrific image in your mind but I wrote the majority of this whilst I was on the toilet. I had my laptop balanced on the side of the bath. It was quite enjoyable actually. In the adults-only version of this newsletter you get a full sized-photo-centre spread of it, in 4k.
The distribution of good times in the world is changing: it turns out 99% of all good times are on the Fat-Pie Newsletter. When your parents aren't watching, sign them up for this e-gospel, spread the wealth, keep it in the family. Thanks for watching and good evening. Sod Christmas though, I won't wish you a merry one of those.
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