Fat-Pie Newsletter NOVEMBER 2013

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Volume 2.62378.1.1.12 

November 2013

Hello people of the past, present and future. Many moons ago you signed up to my newsletter in the hope there would be news. For the vast majority of those moons there was no news, but now there is. It's come to that point again when I decide to release a new Salad Fingers. I try and make one episode for each new Pope. I'm not sure what the current Pope is called but I'm sure he'll get the news of Salad Fingers 10 on his Twitter or Tumblr feed and I hope he'll like what he sees. The last episode went down well with Benedict, or Ratzenberger, whatever he was called. He was also said to be a fan of Jerry Jackson. Well there is my pointless waffle out of the way. I just want to give you a bit more than just a link. It would feel cold and empty to just do that. I hope this doesn't end up in all your spam boxes and reject bins. I hope you read it and for a few minutes of your life, forget a few bad things. I hope you didn't just think bad things all the way through, and not really pay attention. It's OK if you did, something really crappy might have just happened to you. If it has, Salad Fingers can wait. Watch it later when you feel better, or not at all if your woes turn out to be terminal.

This is Salad Fingers #10 "Birthday" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kCVtPhFQNU

It's ten minutes long and took me forever to do. I took the animation in a new direction. I hope you don't hate it and threaten to hurt me unless I revert it back to its old ways. A very small number of people have complained because it isn't the same as before. It takes me back to when I made Salad Fingers #2 and people complained that I had "ruined the atmosphere of the original". ....and not an episode has gone by since without at least one person telling me the same thing. Oh some people just love a good moan. 

I'm on Twitter occasionally: http://www.twitter.com/david_firth

I still have a website: http://www.fat-pie.com

Salad Fingers #10 "Birthday" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kCVtPhFQNU

Well it's about time to say goodbye again. It's been emotional. My favourite part of every Fat-Pie newsletter is all the "out of office" auto replies I get as soon as I post it. I also get an increasing number of auto mail delivery failure notifications. 

In the very likely event that you are confused as to why are still getting the old Fat-Pie newsletter, I'm sure there is a way to stop receiving it. 

Thanks for reading this. You have melted my heart by not removing yourself from this list. 

Tell your friends the only good times left are on the Fat-Pie Newsletter.

-David