Story about
Getting Even..........
One
December day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
She was a
sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all
matted down.
We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and
took her to the vet.
We didn't know what to call her, so we
named her "Pussycat."
The vet
decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know
when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer)
said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
He
reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty
cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to
eye.
The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my
husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.
They love to
hate each other, and constantly 'snip' at one another, with my
husband getting in the last word on this particular
occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his
doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see
the doctor.
A side door
opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband
arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice
said,
"Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more, and it's
finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh,
and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who
the father is!"
Then he
closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is
getting even!
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