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monique

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Apr 13, 2008, 1:17:38 AM4/13/08
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B
EHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN

IS HERSELF




A
WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER



I
HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW

TO COMBINE MARRIAGE

AND A CAREER



C
OFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST

BETTER RICH



I
'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN



W ARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE

AND I KNOW HOW
 TO USE IT

O
F COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT

THE FIRST TIME


D
O NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL
NOT WIN

A
LL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
 TO CHOKE


And last but not least:



IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,

SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN


S
end this to your friends
and brighten their day!




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 




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