A
WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA
BAG... YOU
DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
I
HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK
FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO
COMBINE MARRIAGE AND
A CAREER
COFFEE,
CHOCOLATE,
MEN. SOME
THINGS ARE JUST BETTER
RICH
I
'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And
I HAVE A GUN
W
ARNING: I HAVE AN
ATTITUDE AND
I KNOW HOW TO
USE IT O
F COURSE I DON'T LOOK
BUSY... I
DID IT RIGHT THE
FIRST TIME D
O NOT START WITH ME. YOU
WILL NOTWIN
A
LL STRESSED OUT AND
NO ONE TO
CHOKE
And
last but not least:
IF
YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN
BED, SLEEP
IN THE KITCHEN
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this to your friends and brighten their
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