The Scariest Halloween Story Ever
By Michael Zvaleko
Halloween. Zombies. School. It’s serious Business.
John Marshall High School, a center of sophistication and knowledge.
Opening its doors in 1931, this facility had seen many students
mature, and move on to successful lives. Known for its programs
focusing on academic achievement, John Marshall has served its
community in a uniquely powerful way. Coincidently, it was built on a
haunted Graveyard. And this story takes place during Halloween.
The third tardy bell rang, signaling the start of first period.
Straggling students quickly shuffled into their classes, taking seats
and preparing for a large influx of knowledge. In the room of Mr.
Snakeson, the greatest teacher to ever walk among mortal men,
instruction was starting as usual. Being the heroic master that he
naturally was, Snakeson began to instruct the student’s in the laws of
moral conduct, teaching them how to serve their country. Locke and
Flapjack, two of Snakeson’s brightest pupils, noticed a large metallic
suitcase sitting on their teacher’s desk. They thought that it must
have something to do with the school’s Halloween celebration, since it
was so unlike Mr. Snakeson to bring anything other than his battle-
worn leather jacket to the classroom. This was a gross
misinterpretation of the suitcase’s nature– It served a much more
important purpose.
Just as Snakeson finished explaining the previous night’s homework, a
horrible howl penetrated the classroom. It was followed by screams of
terror from the room next door – Mr. Osrini’s English class. Snakeson
quickly turned to his desk, and reached for the aforementioned
suitcase. He unsnapped the clasps on the case, and flipped the top
open. Inside was a combination of weaponry that would make even the
most experienced adventurer run away in fear. Snakeson removed and
equipped one instrument of destruction after another from this
suitcase, starting with a sawed off shotgun and ending with a large,
bloodied chainsaw. The students, in shock from the events that had
just occurred, sat rigid in their seats. He mumbled three words, “It
has begun.”
Bolting for the classroom door, Snakeson called out to Locke and
Flapjack, explaining that if they were to live through the day, he
would need their assistance. The two students, always eager to make a
difference, followed their fearless teacher. Snakeson ran to Osrini’s
door, kicking it in, and pulling out his shotgun. Mr. Osrini and his
students were pinned against the room’s far wall, a large, rotting
zombie moving towards them. Snakeson yelled, “Zombie, you will stop
this madness, you will yield to my power. Or you will die!” Hearing
the sound of Snakeson’s voice, the zombie turned around and howled –
only to be met with a burst of shotgun pellets. It slumped over, the
life of death leaving its body.
The howling zombie vanquished, Mr. Snakeson turned to Mr. Osrini and
said, “The eyes of Polaris are upon us yet again, the prophecy has
been fulfilled… the end is nigh!” Osrini looked closely at Flapjack
and Locke, and began to explain “You two are unlike the others. Your
powers are strong; you have the will to defeat this dark menace. Stay
calm, and I will share all with you!” With that, Osrini traced a
symbol in the air, and chanted a few strange words. Flapjack and
Locke began to see strange images flash before their eyes… and a
strange song filled their ears:
“Slumber, watcher, till the spheres,
Six and twenty thousand years
Have revolv'd, and I return
To the spot where now I burn.
Other stars anon shall rise
To the axis of the skies;
Stars that soothe and stars that bless
With a sweet forgetfulness:
Only when my round is o'er
Shall the past disturb thy door.”
As the trance lifted, the two students felt as though they had
experienced millennia of horrors. The history of Polaris and the
evils that accompanied it had been engrained in their minds—they knew
what must be done.
As if propelled by some guiding force, Snakeson and Osrini left the
room and set off down the hallway. Flapjack and Locke, terrified,
followed closely behind. As the group of adventurers moved down the
hall, heading toward the entrance of the school, a long scraping sound
echoed through the hallway. “Brace yourselves!” yelled Snakeson.
Just then, a horde of zombie students, dripping with blood, came
shambling into view. Snakeson revved up his chainsaw, and Osrini
began to chant a strange verse – “Kras Krinsta Kravit Kraul”.
Snakeson charged into the group of zombies swinging madly, carving
arcs of great justice. Osrini finished his chant, and opened his
mouth wide, letting loose a torrent of burning hellfire. Ducking out
of the way, Snakeson avoided the fires, which enveloped the horde of
zombies, devilish red and yellow flames licking the walls of the
hallway. The four heroes stood triumphant over their evil
adversaries.
Turning to the children, Snakeson said, “Young conquerors, you have
seen what can be done with great power. You shall join us in this
fight against the evil of the pole star, and restore order to this
world!” They walked out of the school, all around them burning
buildings and gut wrenching screams. The battle against hell had
begun.
Appendix A
The Earth follows a periodic rotation around its axis, called
precession. This process involves the earth spinning both around in
place, and the wobble, or spin, of the top of the earth. An entire
revolution of this “precession” takes around twenty six thousand
years. The pole star, the star that is closest to the axis of earth’s
rotation, is currently Polaris. Because of the wobble, or precession,
of this axis, the pole star changes over time. Over a period of
thousands of years, the pole stars change. They will cycle, the pole
stars becoming Vega, Thuban, and in the year 7000 CE, Alderamin.
Appendix B
Various literary devices were used during the making of this story.
In the chant spoken by Osrini, “Kras Krinsta Kravit Kraul”
alliteration was used in order to give the effect of a magical
spell. In the passage describing the fire breathed by Osrini,
“devilish red and yellow flames licking the walls of the hallway”
imagery was used to describe the power of the teacher’s magic. The
word “equipped” was used because of the role playing connotation – the
use of the shotgun and chainsaw, along with the word equipped, give
the story a camp and somewhat comical feel. More advanced literary
devices were also used, such as anitology. The phrase “the life of
death leaving its body” makes no sense, which comments on the nature
of zombie stories. The entire story revolves around the idea of
“Als Ob”, the audiences willing suspension of disbelief – The story is
extremely unrealistic, and follows very little order (even for a
“scary story”). This again serves to comment on this genre of story
as a whole. Snakeson yelling “Zombie, you will stop this madness, you
will yield to my power. Or you will die!” is an example of argumentum
ad baculum, an argument by force. This develops Snakeson as a rough,
strong willed character, the typical hero of such a tale. Finally,
Bombast was used throughout the story, as an overarching writing
style. These odd, overly exaggerated descriptions serve to set the
tone of the story.