Nascar NOT
keri malone
It may not be Nascar,but I've got the car and we're looking for
sponsers.At this point we're willing to settle for bumper stickers
just to look good for next April.
Like I said it's not Nascar,it's oval track,and it's definitely
_not_pretty,but I've a hot little '76 Monte Carlo bomber in my garage
just itching to get back on the track.
It's your typical Saturday night at the races,but it's damn fun!
Keri
> And Nascar racing? Well, my dad told me that his employer, a trucking
> corporation, had picked up alot of new contracts as soon as they started
> sponsoring a Nascar driver. This helped many of the warehouse guys relate
> to the company so they signed more contract. While I know that carp would
> advocate that we pool our money and sponsor a racing driver, I think we
> should look at how we can use popular culture to get anarchist messages
> out. I dunno, it's worth a try.
>
> With our funds I'd bet we could afford to sponsor somebody on the midget
> autoracing circuit. ;)
>
> ----
> Chuck0
> Build an everday community of resistance, disobedience and autonomy.
It's under,under my feet.
The sea spread out there before me.
Where do I go when the land touches sea?
There is my trust in what I believe.-REM "Leave"
Dave Coull
>it's definitely _not_ pretty, but I've a hot little
>76 Monte Carlo bomber in my garage
That's the one you sent me a photo of, right?
>It may not be Nascar,but I've got the car and we're
>looking for sponsers.
That's "we" as in you and Kevin (not Kevin your friend,
Kevin your husband) isn't it ?
I might be willing to sponsor him to get himself killed,
except you're going to be in the car too, right ?
>At this point we're willing to settle for bumper stickers
>just to look good for next April.
I can let you have a "PICT" bumper sticker.
Do you want me to send it or will you
just collect it since you'll be visiting
soon ?
Dave
Dave Coull
Keri wrote
>>I've a hot little 76 Monte Carlo bomber in my garage
>>I've got the car and we're looking for sponsers.
To which I responded
>That's "we" as in you and Kevin (not Kevin your friend,
>Kevin your husband) isn't it ? I might be willing to sponsor
>him to get himself killed
I should point out that Keri and I are something of an "item"
these days, which may explain (though not excuse) me
being not-very-nice about her husband.
Keri's _friend_ Kevin is gay, so I don't feel quite the same
need for aggressive, chest-pounding jealousy where
_he_ is concerned. Mind you, Keri and Kevin (the one
she's married to) have not actually lived together for
over a year now. But he _is_ the father of Keri's younger
daughter, and, even though he was pretty horrible
to her older daughter, I should not have said
I hope he gets himself killed.
Anyway, there is a third person with an interest
in that
>> hot little 76 Monte Carlo bomber
namely their pit crew, Randi, Keri's previous
husband, the sex-change Deputy Sheriff
with his lilac/pink grease monkey's overalls.
Dave
danceswithcarp
On Sat, 7 Nov 1998, Dave Coull wrote:
> Okay, I have gone and put my foot in my big mouth.
Wow. What'd you do, Coull, take up virtual passionate relationships?
carp
Dave Coull
>Wow. What'd you do, Coull, take up virtual passionate relationships?
My daughter Sarah tells me that three of her friends are now
in live-in relationships with men they first "met" on the net.
So when she first heard about me and Keri, her reaction
was "It's a very Nineties thing to do".
Anyway, Keri and I have exchanged thousands of e-mails,
hundreds of phone calls, and scores of photographs.
We have told each other things we haven't told anybody
else, so, in some ways we probably know more about
each other than most couples do. As for the physical
side of things, we'll find out about that in about three
weeks time, when Keri comes here for an initial visit
lasting just over three weeks. Of course the physical
side of things isn't just a question of sex, it is also
about whether you could stand living with his/her
habits, and things like that. But if all goes well,
then after the initial visit Keri may be returning
to Dundee just a few weeks later, asking
for asylum as a refugee from California.
Dave
Dave Coull
>Tell me this isn't real life, but some twisted British sitcom
British ?
I'm Scottish.
Don't call me British.
Anyway, why would a British sitcom be set in California?
Besides, I just don't have enough imagination
to make it up. Who could possibly invent
>the sex-change Deputy Sheriff with
>his lilac/pink grease monkey's overalls
It is, of course, a true story of everyday
life in the land of the fruit and nut.
Dave
Dave Hayman
N. Cog Neeto
On Tue, 10 Nov 1998, Dave Coull wrote:
> Anyway, why would a British sitcom be set in California?
I dunno. But we get the BBC on cable TV here in IBGA. Odd humor those
chaps have. Odd.
c*rp