Howdy pardners! Those kind souls of you, the type roaming the wasteland, giving out water to dehydrated biddies, finding scrap metal bits for elderly repairmen, helping secure safe water for human and mutants alike...
F-A-YOO NEEDS U!
Convention-assisting operations include but are not limited to:
Arranging convention-space rooms
Hauling in salvage (convention equipment)
Taking notes/serving as assistant to more clerical duties
Working as a Courier (moving items or messages to those who need them)
Filling in for missing Securitrons (ensuring safe access for registered convention members by denying access to those unregistered)
You can help as much or as little as you like! We promise, everything will be fine*.
Minion Overseer Kobura will be monitoring a signup board in the Registration room as well as generally roaming the convention, well marked for identification, checking on his minions and ensuring their Mesmetron doses are current.
Sssigned sssincerely,
Kobura S. Cape
*No warranty given or to be assumed on life, limb, sanity, wealth, health, wellfare**, radiation level***, hydration****, or hunger*****, but it can be promised that you will sleep as much as you need, and attend your desired events if any
**No significant physical hazards anticipated at or in the Hotel ML
***No significant radiation hazard anticipated at or in the Hotel ML
****Overseer Kobura is a kind overlord and will ensure his subjects do not go unwatered
*****Overseer Kobura is a kind overlord and will ensure his subjects do not go without food