FUN Jokes Newsletter for September 15, 2008

[J NA]

For any given large, complex, hard-to-understand, expensive problem,
there exists at least one short, simple, easy, cheap wrong answer.
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I was addressing some mail when I noticed that my card file
of frequently used addresses was missing.  Thinking it must
have fallen from my typing table into the wastebasket, I
called the office janitor.

"I've lost my Rolodex," I told him. "It may have been picked
up with the trash.  Is there any way you could find it?"

He said he would conduct a search. When the janitor informed
me he had searched every trash container for my Rolodex, with
no luck, I thanked him for his trouble.

As I left work that evening, the janitor met me at the door.
"Good night," he said smiling apologetically. "Sorry I
couldn't find your watch."
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It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.
The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slammed the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"
The husband replies, I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.
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Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.

"I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.

"What did he say," asked the nurse.

"OOPS!"

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