Hi Oz
Very nicely done dashboard.
As I understand it your main issue it about keeping the data locally but being able to do cool viz type things, even on older excel versions. So only one person works on the data right?
I'm a fan of d3.js, but it's hard work if you don't know javascript. In fact it's pretty complex altogether. I deal with this by generating self contained html, data, javascript, css right out of excel - which keeps everything local - and makes it all about the data. There are some examples here
So it's certainly doable (I'd probably manipulate and send the results in VBA first to keep the vis resuable) - but a steep learning curve - here's a bunch of cool stuff you could do using the same technique.
You could probably achieve some of the same things with VBA though - given the restrictions on excel versions you have.
I recommend you play around with some of the d3 tutorials - here's mike bostock (the author's) starter ..
http://mbostock.github.io/d3/tutorial/circle.html and see how long before you get frustrated with the thing - when i started i was about ready to jack it in after the 2nd page...
I do recommend that you get some javaScript under your belt though as vba dries up. Google Apps Script is a gentle introduction in a familiar environment
btw .. i find R unfathomable too..
bruce