Fwd: Cat

[Dhruv Matani]

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even
have to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out to an evening party. We turned on
a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
eat the bird.. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to
get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the
house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver
that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to
my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab.

'Sorry I took so long,'I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch
was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get
her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck.
Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into
the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car.

--
-Dhruv Matani.
http://www.geocities.com/dhruvbird/

"How do you know when someone's crazy?"
"Well, you don't always. Depends on how many people think they're crazy."
-- Rumble Fish.