Wordplay
A-1
If it's there and you can see it - it's real.
If it's not there and you can see it - it's virtual.
If it's there and you can't see it - it's transparent.
If it's not there and you can't see it - you erased it!
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.
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Cyberbilly
"A-1" <no....@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
> Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
> Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
> Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
>
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll
sit on his ass and drink beer all afternoon.
ynotssor
> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll
> sit on his ass and drink beer all afternoon.
No, no NO! ... fer crysakes, "... he'll sit in your boat and drink beer all
day."
Damned armatures.
Larry Krzewinski
>> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll
>> sit on his ass and drink beer all afternoon.
>
>No, no NO! ... fer crysakes, "... he'll sit in your boat and drink beer all
>day."
>
>Damned armatures.
He's just getting wound up too.
Justin Mahn
just going with the current.
Cyberbilly
>
>
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Line
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
Greg Evans
>>>> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
>>>> and he'll sit on his ass and drink beer all afternoon.
>>> No, no NO! ... fer crysakes, "... he'll sit in your boat and drink
>>> beer all day."
>>> Damned armatures.
>> He's just getting wound up too.
>
> You just HAD to put a spin on it didn't you? Ah well, I
> suppose you're just going with the current.
This thread is taking on a bad cast.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Armature that version is so much funnier...
Greg Evans
>> Damned armatures.
>
> Armature that version is so much funnier...
Now, you know that it just winds him up when you say things like that.
Geordie the Forgery
"Cyberbilly" <Cyber...@Bugtussle.kom> wrote in message
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And what's wrong with that?
Geordie the Forgery
"Cyberbilly" <Cyber...@Bugtussle.kom> wrote in message
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime???
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = More money for the Employee. (Employee not so
dumb.)
Geordie the Forgery
"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
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<Best German accent>
Volt?
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
But I know a wonderful mademoiselle from the place he damned!
Greg Evans
The type of woman such as to tickle a man's francy?
Bill Colmers
"Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
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> Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:
>
>> But I know a wonderful mademoiselle from the place he damned!
>
> The type of woman such as to tickle a man's francy?
Inky dinky parlee voo!
Greg Evans
>>> But I know a wonderful mademoiselle from the place he damned!
>> The type of woman such as to tickle a man's francy?
>
> Inky dinky parlee voo!
I see London....
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
I can parly voo where you're comin' from, man.
nemo
"Cyberbilly" <Cyber...@Bugtussle.kom> wrote in message
Animal lovers' definition of an angler: Hook Line and Stinker!!
If you got the donkey, the beer and the afternoon, why bother with the fish?
Nemo
Numbo One Punster!
nemo
"ynotssor" <ynot...@example.net> wrote in message
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commutators!
Nemo
Numbo One Punster!
nemo
"Geordie the Forgery" <geord...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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nemo
"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
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You'll need to stator much better case than that!
nemo
"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
Clean version my mum used to sing:
A bomb came rolling down the street!
Parlez vous?
A bomb came rolling down the street!
Parlez vous?
A bomb came rolling down the street!
Knocked a copper off his feet!
Inky binky parlez vous!
nemo
"Cyberbilly" <Cyber...@Bugtussle.kom> wrote in message
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Melvyn Harries and myself - except he didn't
know it!
The firm nearly went bust - and it didn't even *make* brassieres!
(I only mention him to annoy him. Anyone who leaves his wedding reception by
helicopter is quite vain enough to keep doing Google searches on his name!
Come back Gerald! All is forgiven!)
Nemo
Numbo One Punster!
nemo
drinking!
Mos
"Bill Colmers" <sambo...@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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Sounds like some interracial kink thing.
~^Johnny^~
I see you fished in for it.
~^Johnny^~
He rotor and tolled her.
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nemo
"~^Johnny^~" <nos...@gyrogearloose.com> wrote in message
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Sure. It's like when the Green Party required it's leaders to
help officiate at Catholic services. They thought they could get
the religous vote with an improved Altar Nader.
A-1
> he'll sit on his ass and drink beer all afternoon.
Isn't that the truth....
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Alan
>> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
>> he'll sit on his ass and drink beer all afternoon.
>
>Isn't that the truth....
It must be if you read it in Usenet.