Blindman
Hugh Janus
/\/\/\/\/\
hUGH jANUS
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Randy D.
picked up the hammer and saw.
R. Dainard
Hugh Janus wrote in message ...
lady...@yahoo.com
I've always heard it as "I see" said the blind man to his deaf daughter who
replied "What?" in sign language.
Nicole
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Zoctan
Randy D. wrote in message <74npt9$68m$1...@your.mother.com>...
Melissa BEE
>
> My father used to say it all the time - "I see," said the blind man who
> picked up the hammer and saw.
>
> R. Dainard
>
> Hugh Janus wrote in message ...
> >did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?
> >
> >/\/\/\/\/\
> >hUGH jANUS
> >\/\/\/\/\/
> >
> >
> >
> >
My Mum (God rest her soul) used to frequently say:
" I see, I see" said the blind man, when he could not see at all.
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The Linds
"i see," said the blind man pissing into the wind. "it's all coming back to
me now."
-jason
Sharon
one of our favorites was " I see", said the blind man to his deaf son.
joe...@usit.net
>>Then there is "I see", said the blind man to his deaf daughter!!
>>
>>
>
Gina
> > My father used to say it all the time - "I see," said the blind man who
> > picked up the hammer and saw.
> >
> > R. Dainard
> >
> > Hugh Janus wrote in message ...
> > >did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?
> > >
> > >/\/\/\/\/\
> > >hUGH jANUS
> > >\/\/\/\/\/
> > >
> > >
>
> replied "What?" in sign language.
>
> Nicole
>
> --
> "A room without books is like a body without a soul." - Cicero
> @->- My opinions are my own and have
>
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That's funny. I always heard it like this:
I see...said the blind man, while sitting on his legless son's lap and
talking to his deaf-mute daughter on the phone.
--
it's...Gina
"cause then ya might really know what it's like"
(to sing the blues)
Peta
Gina wrote:
I thought it was "I see said the blind man reading the paper to his deaf son.
--
Peta
TaTeh Music
www.tateh.com.au
Allen Versfeld
"I see!" said the blind man to his deaf friend, sitting at the corner of
a round table
Doug
One bright day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced the other
drew their swords and shot each other
a deaf police man heard this noise
came and shot those two dead boys
and if you dont believe this lie is true
ask the blind man he saw it too!
Deon Bothe
joe...@usit.net wrote:
> Sharon <n191...@student.fit.qut.edu.au> wrote:
>
> >
> >one of our favorites was " I see", said the blind man to his deaf son.
> >
> >> "Randy D." wrote:
> >> >
> >> > My father used to say it all the time - "I see," said the blind man who
> >> > picked up the hammer and saw.
>
I see said the blind man to his deaf and dumb daughter speaking on the broken
telephone to her late boyfriend!
An Fear Ar An nGealach
Or the one I was told
"I see", said the blind man, "there's a hole in the wall".
"No", said the deaf man, "you can't see at all!"
Deon Bothe (bthd...@mail.uct.ac.za) wrote:
Dawn Clutter
One great day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
Face to face, back to back, those two dead boys shot each other. Now, the
deaf policeman who heard the noise ran and shot those two dead boys, and if
you don't believe my story, go ask the blind man - he saw it all.
An Fear Ar An nGealach wrote in message ...
Michael Sean Tiffany
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Dawn Clutter (dark...@foxberry.net) wrote:
: Or this one...
: One great day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
: Face to face, back to back, those two dead boys shot each other. Now, the
: deaf policeman who heard the noise ran and shot those two dead boys, and if
: you don't believe my story, go ask the blind man - he saw it all.
--
Michael Sean Tiffany CS/DMATH Major Georgia Institute of Technology
E-mail: tif...@resnet.gatech.edu User Assistant - NT Labs
tif...@cc.gatech.edu cca...@prism.gatech.edu
S. Amsden
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to
fight. Back to back they faced each other. Drew their swords and shot each
other. Two deaf cops heard the noise and came and killed the two dead
boys. If you don't believe my story ask the blind man she saw it all.
S. J. Amsden
sam...@u.washington.edu
On Mon, 26 Apr 1999, Dawn Clutter wrote:
> Or this one...
>
> One great day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
> Face to face, back to back, those two dead boys shot each other. Now, the
> deaf policeman who heard the noise ran and shot those two dead boys, and if
> you don't believe my story, go ask the blind man - he saw it all.
>
Deon Bothe
"S. Amsden" wrote:
> A correction
>
> One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to
> fight. Back to back they faced each other. Drew their swords and shot each
> other. Two deaf cops heard the noise and came and killed the two dead
> boys. If you don't believe my story ask the blind man she saw it all.
>
> S. J. Amsden
> sam...@u.washington.edu
>
> On Mon, 26 Apr 1999, Dawn Clutter wrote:
>
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced ach other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A paralysed donkey walking by
kicked a blind man in his eye.
knocked him through a nine inch wall
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
Andrew Cox
> That's the worst version I've ever heard of that. Let't try again:
> One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
> Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
> A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys.
> If you don't believe my lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Perfect! That's the exact way that I memorized it. I heard another
beginning to it recently though:
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor,
All's free, pay at the door.
Then it goes into the rest of it.
Andrew
> Dawn Clutter (dark...@foxberry.net) wrote:
> : Or this one...
> : One great day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
> : Face to face, back to back, those two dead boys shot each other. Now, the
> : deaf policeman who heard the noise ran and shot those two dead boys, and if
Mark Hansen
Andrew Cox wrote:
Perfect! That's the exact way that I memorized it. I heard another
beginning to it recently though:Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor,
All's free, pay at the door.Then it goes into the rest of it.
I heard that part go:
Ladles and jellyspoons, horses and fools,
Bald-headed babies on three-legged stools,
I come before you to address you, not to undress you,
And to tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Take a seat and sit on the floor.
Michael Ross
Good evening ladles and jellyspoons
I come before you to stand behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Since next thursday is Good Friday
there will be a father's meeting
for mothers only.
Wear your best clothes if you don't have any
and please be there if you can't make it.
Admission is free, pay at the door;
have a seat on me--
please sit on the floor.
No matter where you mangage to sit
the man in the balcony will certainly spit.
And now, our next attraction:
the four corners of the round table.
---from some childhood joke book, and God Only Knows
why I still remember it.
Special Bonus Silliness:
What a wonderful bird the frog are
When he sit, he stand almost
When he jump, he fly almost
He ain't got no sense hardly
He ain't got no tail hardly either
When he sit, he sit on what he ain't got almost.
Andrew Cox wrote in message <7gfk6o$qp9$1...@lark.jmu.edu>...
>Michael Sean Tiffany <gte...@acmey.gatech.edu> wrote:
>> That's the worst version I've ever heard of that. Let't try again:
>
>> One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
>> Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each
other.
>> A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys.
>> If you don't believe my lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
>
>Perfect! That's the exact way that I memorized it. I heard another
>beginning to it recently though:
>
>Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor,
>All's free, pay at the door.
>
>Then it goes into the rest of it.
>
Kelly Cook
> > One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to
fight.
> > Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each
other.
> > A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys.
> > If you don't believe my lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
> Perfect! That's the exact way that I memorized it.
I've heard a different last line :
"And if you think my tale's too tall, the blind man saw it all."
> I heard another beginning to it recently though:
> Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor,
> All's free, pay at the door.
I think that's part of another nonsense verse
"Admission is free - please pay at the door
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor
I've come before you, to stand behind you
To tell you about something, I know nothing about"
There's another silly verse that my grandpa used to say to me, but I think
he had the ending wrong(And perhaps some other parts). If someone knows
what it's supposed to be I'd really appreciate that information.
"It was midnight on the ocean, not a street car was in sight
The sun was shining brightly, though it rained all day that night
A barefoot boy with shoes on, stood sitting in the grass
And..............................
Grandpa's version "Along came a billy goat sliding on his overcoat"
Another possibility "Along came a bumble bee and the street car let him
pass"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~KeighSee~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
UCT Student - BTHDEO003
> > I heard another beginning to it recently though:
> > Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor,
> > All's free, pay at the door.
>
> I think that's part of another nonsense verse
> "Admission is free - please pay at the door
> Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor
> I've come before you, to stand behind you
> To tell you about something, I know nothing about"
Laddles and Jellyspoons,
I stand upon this speech to make a platform:
I come behind you to stand before you
and tell you something I know nothing about.
One fine day...
Ingot Head
certainly very old.
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead men stood up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and killed the two dead boys
if you don't believe this lie is true
ask the blind man, he saw it too.
And the second:
Twas midnight on the ocean, not a streetcar in sight
The sun was shining brightly for it had rained all day that night
Twas a summer's day in winter and the snow was raining fast
as a barefoot boy with shoes on stood sitting in the grass.
Stephen Shirley
I slept in the sun till the ditch dawned on me.
A bark came out and dogged at me,
I took out my tail and cut his knife off.
Steve :-)
Michael Ross (mrr...@slip.net) wrote:
: And that reminds me of...
: Good evening ladles and jellyspoons
: I come before you to stand behind you
: to tell you something I know nothing about.
: Since next thursday is Good Friday
: there will be a father's meeting
: for mothers only.
: Wear your best clothes if you don't have any
: and please be there if you can't make it.
: Admission is free, pay at the door;
: have a seat on me--
: please sit on the floor.
: No matter where you mangage to sit
: the man in the balcony will certainly spit.
: And now, our next attraction:
: the four corners of the round table.
: ---from some childhood joke book, and God Only Knows
: why I still remember it.
: Special Bonus Silliness:
: What a wonderful bird the frog are
: When he sit, he stand almost
: When he jump, he fly almost
: He ain't got no sense hardly
: He ain't got no tail hardly either
: When he sit, he sit on what he ain't got almost.
: Andrew Cox wrote in message <7gfk6o$qp9$1...@lark.jmu.edu>...
: >Michael Sean Tiffany <gte...@acmey.gatech.edu> wrote:
: >> That's the worst version I've ever heard of that. Let't try again:
: >
: >> One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
: >> Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each
: other.
: >> A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys.
: >> If you don't believe my lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
: >
: >Perfect! That's the exact way that I memorized it. I heard another
: >beginning to it recently though:
: >
: >Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor,
: >All's free, pay at the door.
: >
: >Then it goes into the rest of it.
: >
: >Andrew
: >
: >> Dawn Clutter (dark...@foxberry.net) wrote:
: >> : Or this one...
: >
: >> : One great day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to
: fight.
: >> : Face to face, back to back, those two dead boys shot each other. Now,
: the
: >> : deaf policeman who heard the noise ran and shot those two dead boys,
: and if
: >> : you don't believe my story, go ask the blind man - he saw it all.
Andy Lodge
>
>Early one morning, late one night
>Two dead men arose to fight.
>Back to back they faced each other,
>Two deaf policemen heard the noise,
>Dropped their guns & shot the boys.
>If you don't believe this lie is true,
>Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
>
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Two deaf policemen heard the noise,
Dropped their guns & shot the boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
a...@lodge72.freeserve.co.uk
jmatt...@gmail.com
2. Two dead boys got up to fight,
3. Back to back they faced each other,
4. Drew their swords and shot each other,
5. One was blind and the other couldn't, see
6. So they chose a dummy for a referee.
7. A blind man went to see fair play,
8. A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
9. A paralysed donkey passing by,
10. Kicked the blind man in the eye,
11. Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
12. Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
13. A deaf policeman heard the noise,
14. And came to arrest the two dead boys,
15. If you don't believe this story's true,
16. Ask the blind man he saw it too!