Two redneck boys are sitting in their redneck class one day when they
realize they can see straight up their teacher's skirt and she wasn't
wearing any underwear..
One says to the other "What do you suppose those little
brown things are? They look like raisins. She musta had
raisins at lunch and dropped some in her lap."
The other says "Naw - them's dung balls from the way women
wipe their asses."
"Nope - them's raisins."
Finally, they approach the teacher and ask her. "Johnny says them
things
around your snatch is raisins and I say they're dung balls from the
way
you wipe your ass. Which one's right?"
"Neither, replied the teacher kindly. "They're flies."
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