ODed on Viagra
Shields
Q.: Why couldn't they bury the guy who ODed on Viagra?
A.: No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get the cover of the
casket to stay down.
M. SHIELDS
The Jokester
Guess they didn't have a chainsaw handy!
Eric C Stender
WHY COULDN'T THEY BURY THE GUY WHO ODED ON VAGINA?
On Fri, 1 May 1998, Shields wrote:
> Q.: Why couldn't they bury the guy who ODed on Viagra?
>
> A.: No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get the cover of the
> casket to stay down.
>
> M. SHIELDS
>
>
BN
what's viagra ???
Béla Ábrányi
BN wrote:
New erection drug for all those impotent Americans - we don't need them
here in Eastern Europe. BB.
Trevor Mettam
In article <354F3AEF...@v-wave.com>, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> writes:
>what's viagra ???
It's a male potency pill. It is documented in the current issue of 'Time'
magazine and last week's instalment of 'The Panel'
>Shields wrote:
>
>> Q.: Why couldn't they bury the guy who ODed on Viagra?
>>
>> A.: No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get the cover of the
>> casket to stay down.
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BN
Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
problems......
We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably thinking
of ways
to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
Béla Ábrányi wrote:
> BN wrote:
>
> > what's viagra ???
> >
> > Shields wrote:
> >
> > > Q.: Why couldn't they bury the guy who ODed on Viagra?
> > >
> > > A.: No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get the cover of
> > the
> > > casket to stay down.
> > >
DA MAN
On Wed, 06 May 1998 00:11:57 -0600, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> typed:
>Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
>problems......
>We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably thinking
>of ways
>to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
Even though it's 3 inches on average.
Béla Ábrányi
BN wrote:
> Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
>
> problems......
> We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably
> thinking
> of ways
> to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
>
> And in a parallel program, they're working on a cure for Kanuck swolen
> wrist syndrome. The women don't give a shit either way. BB.
Blob
BN wrote:
>
> Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
> problems......
> We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably thinking
> of ways
> to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
>
Attorney-General Janet Reno
Eurasmus B. Black
> >problems......
> >We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably thinking
> >of ways
> >to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
>
The average Canadian clit, eh?
Clemens 'Gullevek' Schwaighofer
Béla Ábrányi wrote:
>
> BN wrote:
>
> > what's viagra ???
> >
> > Shields wrote:
> >
> > > Q.: Why couldn't they bury the guy who ODed on Viagra?
> > >
> > > A.: No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get the cover of
> > the
> > > casket to stay down.
> > >
> > > M. SHIELDS
>
> New erection drug for all those impotent Americans - we don't need them
> here in Eastern Europe. BB.
Hey, we don't need it in hole Europe. ;-)
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Sounds like the canadian curse strikes again.....
Lack-a-weenie
DA MAN
On Wed, 06 May 1998 08:42:51 -0700, "Eurasmus B. Black" <bill...@home.com>
typed:
>DA MAN wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 06 May 1998 00:11:57 -0600, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> typed:
>>
>> >Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
>> >problems......
>> >We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably thinking
>> >of ways
>> >to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
>>
>> Even though it's 3 inches on average.
>
>The average Canadian clit, eh?
NO! LET ME BE VERY CLEAR!!!
I am claiming that the average male erect penis length in canada is 3 inches.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DID I MIX WORDS?? DO YOU NOW UNDERSTAND??
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DA MAN wrote:
>
> On Wed, 06 May 1998 08:42:51 -0700, "Eurasmus B. Black" <bill...@home.com>
> typed:
>
> >DA MAN wrote:
> >>
> >> On Wed, 06 May 1998 00:11:57 -0600, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> typed:
> >>
> >> >Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
> >> >problems......
> >> >We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably thinking
> >> >of ways
> >> >to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
> >>
> >> Even though it's 3 inches on average.
> >
> >The average Canadian clit, eh?
>
> NO! LET ME BE VERY CLEAR!!!
>
> I am claiming that the average male erect penis length in canada is 3 inches.
>
> DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DID I MIX WORDS?? DO YOU NOW UNDERSTAND??
Yes, you've made yourself very queer - I mean clear, but how did you
become such an expert on the Canadian erect male penis and why is it
that they were erect and not flaccid whilst you were "examining" them?
Hugh G. Rection
Hugh Crittended
>> >> Even though it's 3 inches on average.
>> >
>> >The average Canadian clit, eh?
>>
>> NO! LET ME BE VERY CLEAR!!!
>>
>> I am claiming that the average male erect penis length in canada is 3 inches.
>>
>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DID I MIX WORDS?? DO YOU NOW UNDERSTAND??
>
>Yes, you've made yourself very queer - I mean clear, but how did you
>become such an expert on the Canadian erect male penis and why is it
>that they were erect and not flaccid whilst you were "examining" them?
Hey here in OZ the 3 inches is the average DIAMETER
Yikes
DA MAN
>DA MAN wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 06 May 1998 08:42:51 -0700, "Eurasmus B. Black" <bill...@home.com>
>> typed:
>>
>> >DA MAN wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Wed, 06 May 1998 00:11:57 -0600, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> typed:
>> >>
>> >> >Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
>> >> >problems......
>> >> >We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably thinking
>> >> >of ways
>> >> >to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
>> >>
>> >> Even though it's 3 inches on average.
>> >
>> >The average Canadian clit, eh?
>>
>> NO! LET ME BE VERY CLEAR!!!
>>
>> I am claiming that the average male erect penis length in canada is 3 inches.
>>
>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DID I MIX WORDS?? DO YOU NOW UNDERSTAND??
>
>Yes, you've made yourself very queer - I mean clear, but how did you
>become such an expert on the Canadian erect male penis and why is it
>that they were erect and not flaccid whilst you were "examining" them?
>
>Hugh G. Rection
Well, I was trying to be nice but I cannot hide your mother any longer, she
told me.. Well, she "gobbled" the answer to me, she was busy at the time you
know...
She told me I was bigger than you...
Gaven Miller
Hugh Crittended (fes...@uws.edu.au) wrote in aus.jokes:
> Hey here in OZ the 3 inches is the average DIAMETER
... and one inch in length. But only when viewed under a powerful magnifier.
(Or at least that is what a girlfriend of mine said of her previous
Aussie boyfriend)
--
All email sent to my inca address will fail, however I can now be
contacted via an intermediary : gem at tos pl net. I would like to
apologise to the genuine respondents that this may inconvenience.
Béla Ábrányi
Gaven Miller wrote:
Sounds like she's made a habit of going with guys with small dicks.
BB.
Webmaster
Hugh Crittended wrote in message
<3551336e...@news.uws.edu.au>...
>On Wed, 06 May 1998 21:22:10 -0700, "Eurasmus B. Black"
><bill...@home.com> wrote:
>
>
>>> >> Even though it's 3 inches on average.
>>> >
>>> >The average Canadian clit, eh?
>>>
>>> NO! LET ME BE VERY CLEAR!!!
>>>
>>> I am claiming that the average male erect penis length in
canada is 3 inches.
>>>
>>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DID I MIX WORDS?? DO YOU NOW UNDERSTAND??
>>
>>Yes, you've made yourself very queer - I mean clear, but how did
you
>>become such an expert on the Canadian erect male penis and why
is it
>>that they were erect and not flaccid whilst you were "examining"
them?
>
>Hey here in OZ the 3 inches is the average DIAMETER
Here it is the radius.
RS
>
>Yikes
>
DA MAN
On Thu, 07 May 1998 12:19:06 GMT, "Webmaster" <webm...@hewittmolding.com>
typed:
Shit, most of you guys couldn't show 3 inches CIRCUMFERENCE!!!!!!!!!
Reinhard Sprenger
> Hey here in OZ the 3 inches is the average DIAMETER
>
Might not reach bottom with every stroke but it can sure raise hell with the sides !
chickie
The average diameter of an erect penis in Oz is 3 inches because you put the
tape measure around the hand holding it.
Eurasmus B. Black
Hugh Crittended wrote:
>
> On Wed, 06 May 1998 21:22:10 -0700, "Eurasmus B. Black"
> <bill...@home.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> Even though it's 3 inches on average.
> >> >
> >> >The average Canadian clit, eh?
> >>
> >> NO! LET ME BE VERY CLEAR!!!
> >>
> >> I am claiming that the average male erect penis length in canada is 3 inches.
> >>
> >> DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DID I MIX WORDS?? DO YOU NOW UNDERSTAND??
> >
> >Yes, you've made yourself very queer - I mean clear, but how did you
> >become such an expert on the Canadian erect male penis and why is it
> >that they were erect and not flaccid whilst you were "examining" them?
>
>
Here in San Diego, the average RADIUS is 3 inches (we're talking San
Diego zoo, here - elephant compound.)
Eurasmus B. Black
>
> >DA MAN wrote:
> >>
> >> On Wed, 06 May 1998 08:42:51 -0700, "Eurasmus B. Black" <bill...@home.com>
> >> typed:
> >>
> >> >DA MAN wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Wed, 06 May 1998 00:11:57 -0600, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> typed:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
> >> >> >problems......
> >> >> >We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably thinking
> >> >> >of ways
> >> >> >to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >The average Canadian clit, eh?
> >>
> >> NO! LET ME BE VERY CLEAR!!!
> >>
> >> I am claiming that the average male erect penis length in canada is 3 inches.
> >>
> >> DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DID I MIX WORDS?? DO YOU NOW UNDERSTAND??
> >
> >Yes, you've made yourself very queer - I mean clear, but how did you
> >become such an expert on the Canadian erect male penis and why is it
> >that they were erect and not flaccid whilst you were "examining" them?
> >
>
> Well, I was trying to be nice but I cannot hide your mother any longer, she
> told me.. Well, she "gobbled" the answer to me, she was busy at the time you
> know...
> She told me I was bigger than you...
Please tell me how you resurrected her. Do you hold seances? Does your
little sister still have those huge callouses on her knees? They seem to
run in your family, don't they? Occupational hazard, eh?
tor...@austin.ibm.com
chickie wrote:
>
> The average diameter of an erect penis in Oz is 3 inches because you put the
> tape measure around the hand holding it.
I hear they can't bear to let go. That's why so little gets done "down
under". (Between that and the beer in the other hand.)
These aren't necessarily bad priorities but...
BN
Gee "Da Man"... You're claiming the average Canadian penis is 3 inches long ??? And
did you do extensive "personal" research to find this out ??? Sounds like you're
just a very angry young man, because you can't find anyone to play with YOUR 3 "
penis....
DA MAN wrote:
> On Wed, 06 May 1998 08:42:51 -0700, "Eurasmus B. Black" <bill...@home.com>
> typed:
>
> >DA MAN wrote:
> >>
> >> On Wed, 06 May 1998 00:11:57 -0600, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> typed:
> >>
> >> >Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
> >> >problems......
> >> >We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably thinking
> >> >of ways
> >> >to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
> >>
> >> Even though it's 3 inches on average.
> >
> >The average Canadian clit, eh?
>
> NO! LET ME BE VERY CLEAR!!!
>
> I am claiming that the average male erect penis length in canada is 3 inches.
>
> DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DID I MIX WORDS?? DO YOU NOW UNDERSTAND??
>
DA MAN
On Fri, 08 May 1998 08:21:02 -0600, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> typed:
>Gee "Da Man"... You're claiming the average Canadian penis is 3 inches long ??? And
>did you do extensive "personal" research to find this out ??? Sounds like you're
>just a very angry young man, because you can't find anyone to play with YOUR 3 "
>penis....
Actually My evidence is from your mom and sister. They both told me this
information while with me. They also told me I was bigger than you. Sorry but
you pushed me into revealing my source..
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaven Miller
Béla Ábrányi (c...@mail.datanet.hu) wrote in rec.humor:
> >
> > magnifier.
> >
> > (Or at least that is what a girlfriend of mine said of her previous
> > Aussie boyfriend)
> Sounds like she's made a habit of going with guys with small dicks.
Correct.
That was the only reason she went out with me - I had a small dick that I
kept as a pet in my jacket pocket.
(She didn't find out about the monster I really had until later, and by
then it was too late - I had weaned her off guys like you)
starfish
In article <6irsnd$cpd$2...@newshost.comnet.co.nz>, gmi...@inca.co.nz (Gaven
Miller) writes:
>Hugh Crittended (fes...@uws.edu.au) wrote in aus.jokes:
>> Hey here in OZ the 3 inches is the average DIAMETER
>
>... and one inch in length. But only when viewed under a powerful magnifier.
>
>
>(Or at least that is what a girlfriend of mine said of her previous
>Aussie boyfriend)
>
Well, OF COURSE, a sheep _would_ say that....
*<><
Béla Ábrányi
Gaven Miller wrote:
> Béla Ábrányi (c...@mail.datanet.hu) wrote in rec.humor:
> > Gaven Miller wrote:
> > > Hugh Crittended (fes...@uws.edu.au) wrote in aus.jokes:
> > > > Hey here in OZ the 3 inches is the average DIAMETER
> > >
> > > ... and one inch in length. But only when viewed under a powerful
> > > magnifier.
> > >
> > > (Or at least that is what a girlfriend of mine said of her
> previous
> > > Aussie boyfriend)
>
> > Sounds like she's made a habit of going with guys with small dicks.
>
> Correct.
>
> That was the only reason she went out with me - I had a small dick
> that I
> kept as a pet in my jacket pocket.
>
> (She didn't find out about the monster I really had until later, and
> by
> then it was too late - I had weaned her off guys like you)
>
> --
>
> All email sent to my inca address will fail, however I can now be
> contacted via an intermediary : gem at tos pl net. I would like to
> apologise to the genuine respondents that this may inconvenience.
Sounds like you were sooooo successful, she stopped going out with you.
Good job Gav!!. BB.
They Killed Kenny
On Wed, 06 May 1998 00:11:57 -0600, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> wrote:
>Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
>problems......
That's good to hear because everything else you have is all fucked up!
6371-zaikin
Hello! :-)
Peter Byrnes
Nothing's better than a rotten retort recycled, hey DA WANKER?
I wonder if the Freudian 'Men with big cars' theory also applies to men with
long sigs?
DA MAN foamed at the mouth:
>BN typed:
DA MAN
I learned the rotten retort technique from, guess? YOUR MOM!
That bitch has a dirty mouth...
On Mon, 11 May 1998 23:42:31 +1000, "Peter Byrnes" <pby...@pronet.net.au>
typed:
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BN
Hey "Da Pussy".. y'all just going aroun fucking everyone's mother.... can't find
anyone to sleep with you that's your own age ?? You look much better to those
older women if they don't take their medication and leave their bifocals off, hey
???
DA MAN
Well, your mom's glasses were stained by my love juice so she took them off
last week. She goes down more now...
On Mon, 11 May 1998 10:50:36 -0600, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> typed:
BN
Oh well that explains it... Last week she told me about some pimply acne ridden geek
who she caught looking in the window.... She said it was pretty sad, looking out the
window and seeing some pathetic loser pulling on his little wrinkly 4" dick like a
sweaty fat little midget.... well thanks for clearing up the mystery for me.....
Brendon
On 11 May 1998, DA MAN wrote:
> Well, your mom's glasses were stained by my love juice so she took them off
> last week. She goes down more now...
My god you are so sad and cheesy it is silly.
sas2
Gaven Miller
starfish wrote to rec.humor from their flinders.edu.au host:
> gmi...@inca.co.nz (Gaven Miller) writes:
> >Hugh Crittended (fes...@uws.edu.au) wrote in aus.jokes:
> >> Hey here in OZ the 3 inches is the average DIAMETER
> >
> >
> >
> >(Or at least that is what a girlfriend of mine said of her previous
> >Aussie boyfriend)
> Well, OF COURSE, a sheep _would_ say that....
You're just jealous because she left you for me.
Pundit Gainsay
"Béla Ábrányi" <c...@mail.datanet.hu> wrote:
>BN wrote:
>
>> what's viagra ???
>>
>> Shields wrote:
>>
>> > Q.: Why couldn't they bury the guy who ODed on Viagra?
>> >
>> > A.: No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get the cover of
>> the
>> > casket to stay down.
>> >
>> > M. SHIELDS
>
> New erection drug for all those impotent Americans - we don't need them
>here in Eastern Europe. BB.
>
No kidding. I've seen Eastern Europe's women and it's
not a pretty sight. I wouldn't have sex with them either.
If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to
swallow them quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.
A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have
put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for
hardened criminals!
They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll
surely be sent to a Penal Institution.
Pundit Gainsay
DA...@whiteydevil.com (DA MAN) wrote:
>On Wed, 06 May 1998 00:11:57 -0600, BN <nad...@v-wave.com> typed:
>
>>Hmmm. Never heard of it.... Of course in Canada we don't have erection
>>problems......
>>We have so much sex that our pharmaceutical companies are probably thinking
>>of ways
>>to combat the mighty Canadian Stiffy !!!!
>
>Even though it's 3 inches on average.
>
That's pretty wide...how long is it. Please DON'T send photos,
we'll take your word for it.
Pundit Gainsay
"Ed" <et...@email.msn.com> wrote:
>Sounds like the canadian curse strikes again.....
>Lack-a-weenie
>
You got to remember it's cold in Canada alot of the time.
It's the shrinkage factor...like when you get out of the pool.
tor...@austin.ibm.com
Canadian neighbors.
Eurasmus B. Black
.@lillehammer.itservice.telenor.no wrote:
>
> > >No kidding. I've seen Eastern Europe's women and it's
> > >not a pretty sight. I wouldn't have sex with them either.
> > >
> >
>
> susie
I don't need Viagra for those Northern European women, especially
Swedes. 10,000 Swedes ran through the weeds with just one prude
among them. The rest were nude and most were stewed and all the songs,
they sung them. (all the bells, they rung them?) (all the Norse,
they hung them?)
Eurasmus B. Black
I think he meant that the coolth shrinks the wenis. I know that when
I used to go motorcycle riding on cold days the wind chill factor
would shrink mine so much that I needed to carry a polished hardwood
rod to stick up my butt to poke out enough dingle bone so I could
take a leak without squatting.
I've heard that Chinese guys tie a string to theirs so it they won't
lose it when it retracts into their belly but I like mine to be free.
It seems like putting a leash on a dog.
Loz
>
>I think he meant that the coolth shrinks the wenis. I know that when
>I used to go motorcycle riding on cold days the wind chill factor
>would shrink mine so much that I needed to carry a polished hardwood
>rod to stick up my butt to poke out enough dingle bone so I could
>take a leak without squatting.
>I've heard that Chinese guys tie a string to theirs so it they won't
>lose it when it retracts into their belly but I like mine to be free.
>It seems like putting a leash on a dog.
--
Yours, "John Stuart Mill,
Loz Of his own free will,
mailto:ne...@hensel.demon.co.uk On half a pint of shandy,
http://www.hensel.demon.co.uk Was particularly ill."
- The Hub Of Cheese - Bruce in charge of the Sheep Dip
J
Pundit Gainsay <yuksrus @ odyssey.on.ca> wrote in article
<356c0ed4...@news.odyssey.on.ca>...
> "Ed" <et...@email.msn.com> wrote:
>
> >Sounds like the canadian curse strikes again.....
> >Lack-a-weenie
> >
>
> You got to remember it's cold in Canada alot of the time.
> It's the shrinkage factor...like when you get out of the pool.
>
ok, Mr. Costanza....
Pundit Gainsay
<.@lillehammer.itservice.telenor.no> wrote:
>
>> >No kidding. I've seen Eastern Europe's women and it's
>> >not a pretty sight. I wouldn't have sex with them either.
>> >
>>
>oh really?? What about Western Eurpean women, like them?
>
>susie
Especially the Scandanavian women...
harry
Who needs Viagra when we spend half the year frozen stiff?
Jeffrey Deutsch
In article <356c0d19...@news.odyssey.on.ca> yuksrus @ odyssey.on.ca (Pundit Gainsay) writes:
>
>A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have
>put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for
>hardened criminals!
> They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll
>surely be sent to a Penal Institution.
No doubt the hardest, toughest dicks around are
investigating this one...
Jeff Deutsch
--
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in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for lightning to
strike one's house, so why should the individual be billed to
replace it?" --- Lepore <lep...@mhv.net> in talk.politics.theory
Blob
John Hopkin wrote:
>
> In article <6ks8o7$3...@portal.gmu.edu>, Jeffrey Deutsch
> <jdeu...@mason2.gmu.edu> writes
> >In article <356c0d19...@news.odyssey.on.ca> yuksrus @ odyssey.on.ca (Pundit
> >Gainsay) writes:
> >>
> >>A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have
> >>put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for
> >>hardened criminals!
> >> They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll
> >>surely be sent to a Penal Institution.
> --
> John Hopkin
naw, with today's penal system, they'll be in-and-out, in-and-out, etc.
They'll always find a lawyer to get them off...
--
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an
important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
-- From "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk" in _Life In
Hell-- by Matt Groening
lou
John Hopkin wrote:
>
> >>
> >>A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have
> >>put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for
> >>hardened criminals!
> >> They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll
> >>surely be sent to a Penal Institution.
> They'll be inside for a long time.
Early release will not be an option.
John Hopkin
In article <6ks8o7$3...@portal.gmu.edu>, Jeffrey Deutsch
<jdeu...@mason2.gmu.edu> writes
>In article <356c0d19...@news.odyssey.on.ca> yuksrus @ odyssey.on.ca (Pundit
>Gainsay) writes:
>>
>>put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for
>>hardened criminals!
>> They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll
>>surely be sent to a Penal Institution.
They'll be inside for a long time.
John Hopkin
Michael Walker
>> >>A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have
>> >>put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for
>> >>hardened criminals!
>> >> They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll
>> >>surely be sent to a Penal Institution.
>> They'll be inside for a long time.
>
Especially not for good behaviour!
Bellal Yaqub
Police are expecting a quick and sticky conclusion.
A316 Student Computer
Béla Ábrányi wrote:
>
> Gaven Miller wrote:
>
> > Béla Ábrányi (c...@mail.datanet.hu) wrote in rec.humor:
> > > Gaven Miller wrote:
> > > > > Hey here in OZ the 3 inches is the average DIAMETER
> > > >
> > > > magnifier.
> > > >
> > > > (Or at least that is what a girlfriend of mine said of her
> > previous
> > > > Aussie boyfriend)
> >
> >
> > Correct.
> >
> > That was the only reason she went out with me - I had a small dick
> > that I
> > kept as a pet in my jacket pocket.
> >
> > (She didn't find out about the monster I really had until later, and
> > by
> > then it was too late - I had weaned her off guys like you)
> >
> >
> > All email sent to my inca address will fail, however I can now be
> > contacted via an intermediary : gem at tos pl net. I would like to
> > apologise to the genuine respondents that this may inconvenience.
>
> Good job Gav!!. BB.