Naked Woman in Taxi Joke
csd5...@nl102.ittpub.nl
reminded me of another:
>A naked woman is getting in to a taxi.
>Amazed driver looks at her with an open mouth.
>-Something wrong?-asks the woman- Haven't you
> seen the naked women ever before?
>-No-answeres the driver-but I only think
> from where you'll get your money?
Naked woman in Taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver
looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay.
The woman being naked decides to pay in a different way and lies back
in the seat, opens her legs and says "how about this?". The driver
takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
this joke!
archie ballantine email: csd5...@nl102.ittpub.nl
amsterdam, holland
=> usual disclaimer about the humour being mine and nobody elses <=
Frode Skarstein
wrote:
>
> The following joke from Russia in <ABpuY...@univer.add.moldova.su>
> reminded me of another:
>
> >A naked woman is getting in to a taxi.
> >Amazed driver looks at her with an open mouth.
> >-Something wrong?-asks the woman- Haven't you
> > seen the naked women ever before?
> >-No-answeres the driver-but I only think
> > from where you'll get your money?
>
> Naked woman in Taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver
> looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay.
> The woman being naked decides to pay in a different way and lies back
> in the seat, opens her legs and says "how about this?". The driver
> takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
>
> BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
> this joke!
I did!
Frode Skarstein
Department of Ecology/Zoology
University of Tromsoe
Norway
Clemens Meier
> Naked woman in Taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver
> ...
> takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
> BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
> this joke!
Well, I did, but I didn't get that one:
> What do the star ship enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
>
> They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons!
> BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
^^^^^^^^^^^
> archie ballantine email: csd5...@nl102.ittpub.nl
> amsterdam, holland
^^^^^^^
BTW: Did you?
Clemens
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Tor Slettnes
| Naked woman in Taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver
| looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay.
| The woman being naked decides to pay in a different way and lies back
| in the seat, opens her legs and says "how about this?". The driver
| takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
|
| BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
| this joke!
|
| archie ballantine email: csd5...@nl102.ittpub.nl
| amsterdam, holland
Yes, I have ever so often gotten the impression of the Dutch as
"Wanna-be-British-so-much-they-think-they-are". Every single word
from a Dutch person in this group seems to confirm this image.
So, what does this joke have to do with the British then?
(Unless, of course, for biological reasons, they would not be
able to handle such big "payments" :-)
-tor
Gabor Kiss,MTA SZTAKI,3611497986,
>Naked woman in Taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver
>looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay.
>The woman being naked decides to pay in a different way and lies back
>in the seat, opens her legs and says "how about this?". The driver
>takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
>
>BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
>this joke!
I did, Budapest, Hungary
Gabor Kiss
Alain Simon
in article <1993Aug16...@nl102.ittpub.nl>,
we see:
> The following joke from Russia in <ABpuY...@univer.add.moldova.su>
> reminded me of another:
> >A naked woman is getting in to a taxi.
> Naked woman in Taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver
> takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
> BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
> this joke!
It's OK Archie, taxi drivers all over the world are the same
loutish lot, with the same arrogance, the same lack of social
graces, the same loud mouth and loud radios (dispatch and the
preferred sportscast, at the same time), the same stinking cigar
and they all dislike giving change on a 50 for a 45 ride. There
must be a school where they either breed or clone them.
Of course, some of my best friends are taxi drivers... |8-)
Here, in Montreal, taxi drivers have engaged in a crusade
to extinguish all pedestrian traffic (by attrition).
--
Alain - Canadian Patent #1310575 al...@spindrift.qc.ca
[ ... usual disclaimer... ]
Jouni Meril{inen
>Naked woman in Taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver
>looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay.
>The woman being naked decides to pay in a different way and lies back
>in the seat, opens her legs and says "how about this?". The driver
>takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
... The woman then turns around, showing her anus. The taxi driver
exclaims: "You should know better! We don't accept Swedish currency
here!"
:-D (insert laughter here)
No offence meant... this is the way I was told it.
Maybe you'd have to be Finnish to fully appreciate this version of the
joke.
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Normal, aujourd'hui c'est vendredi, et j'ai mange du poisson...
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>J'ai compris!!!
>Normal, aujourd'hui c'est vendredi, et j'ai mange du poisson...
>--
Naahja, og normalt tager jeg forskelligt farvede sokker paa.
/jb
Alfredo Domingues
: In article <1993Aug16...@nl102.ittpub.nl>, csd5...@nl102.ittpub.nl
Me too!!
Alfredo Domingues
Inst. Engen. Sys. Computers
Lisboa PORTUGAL
jm...@btma57.nohost.nodomain
okay, okay, now everybody make idiotic observations in your respective
languages fast and let's get back to tell real jokes....
objoke:
two hungry vampires meet in a dark street, one of them has his mouth
covered with blood... the other asks:
- tell me, fast! Where did you find food!
- hmmm, do you see that telephone pole about 50 meters from here?
- yes, yes!
- well, I didn't...
I.A. Inman
In article <1993Aug18.1...@sifon.cc.mcgill.ca>, alain@spndrt (Alain Simon) writes:
> On 16 Aug 93 10:26:44 WET+0100,
> in article <1993Aug16...@nl102.ittpub.nl>,
> we see:
> > The following joke from Russia in <ABpuY...@univer.add.moldova.su>
> > reminded me of another:
> > >A naked woman is getting in to a taxi.
> > > [ ... ]
> > Naked woman in Taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver
> > [ ... ]
> > takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
> > BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
> > this joke!
>
> It's OK Archie, taxi drivers all over the world are the same
> loutish lot, with the same arrogance, the same lack of social
> graces, the same loud mouth and loud radios (dispatch and the
> preferred sportscast, at the same time), the same stinking cigar
> and they all dislike giving change on a 50 for a 45 ride. There
> must be a school where they either breed or clone them.
Ah, in otherwords they're failed lawyers! :)
Ian 'Mackem' Inman.
Tor Slettnes
| J'ai compris!!!
| Normal, aujourd'hui c'est vendredi, et j'ai mange du poisson...
+------ The wit of jb...@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Buhl):
| Naahja, og normalt tager jeg forskelligt farvede sokker paa.
+------
Men så må du vel kjøpe dobbelt så mange sokker!?
Jesper Buhl
No, actually this is a cheaper way of living opposed to you having
to buy them pairwise. If the latter was the case, I would have to
buy 2n socks, n being a natural. As it is, I only have to buy 2n-1.
Adrian Hill
: Thus spake mlvl...@alma.bnr.ca (Luc Martinet):
: >J'ai compris!!!
: >Normal, aujourd'hui c'est vendredi, et j'ai mange du poisson...
Maar, welke taal is dit?
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Jesper Buhl
>Jesper Buhl (jb...@daimi.aau.dk) wrote:
>: Thus spake mlvl...@alma.bnr.ca (Luc Martinet):
>: >J'ai compris!!!
>: >Normal, aujourd'hui c'est vendredi, et j'ai mange du poisson...
>: Naahja, og normalt tager jeg forskelligt farvede sokker paa.
>Maar, welke taal is dit?
???
Are you asking what language I speak, or what? What's this guy saying?
I'm not that experienced in dutch (?) - meaning you're leading the pack
by 1-0 ...
:(
/jb
Jesper Buhl / jb...@daimi.aau.dk
I'll probably have Computer Science Department,
to sell my bike. University of Aarhus, Denmark
Thomas Pfanzelter
Major, Innsbruck, AUSTRIA :)
Henrikki T H{kk{nen
And me !!!!
Henrikki H{kk{nen
Helsinki University of Technology
Helsinki, Finland
Jorn Hass
>Date: Mon, 23 Aug 1993 11:22:07 CDT
>From: Thomas Pfanzelter <K20...@ALIJKU11.BITNET>
>Subject: Re: Naked Woman in Taxi Joke
> I did|||
>
> Major, Innsbruck, AUSTRIA :)
>
>
>
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In article <253jkq$g...@belfort.daimi.aau.dk>, jb...@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Buhl) writes:
> Thus spake adr...@softimage.co.uk (Adrian Hill):
>
> >Jesper Buhl (jb...@daimi.aau.dk) wrote:
> >: Thus spake mlvl...@alma.bnr.ca (Luc Martinet):
> >: >J'ai compris!!!
> >: >Normal, aujourd'hui c'est vendredi, et j'ai mange du poisson...
> >: Naahja, og normalt tager jeg forskelligt farvede sokker paa.
> >Maar, welke taal is dit?
>
> ???
>
> Are you asking what language I speak, or what? What's this guy saying?
> I'm not that experienced in dutch (?) - meaning you're leading the pack
> by 1-0 ...
>
Try saying out lot what he's saying, pretending to have a very sore throat.
If it's Dutch, it'll make perfect sense, cause they all want to be English anyway!
Boris (Commie Basher) Yeltsin.
Derrick Cole
> looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay.
> The woman being naked decides to pay in a different way and lies back
> in the seat, opens her legs and says "how about this?". The driver
> takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
Talk about coincidences...
I was watching an episode of "Night Court" this past weekend (the one when Dan
gets a briefcase bomb handcuffed to his wrist by a psycho).
As Dan is gingerly reentering the courtroom, Harry is finishing up a joke with
Mac and Christine. Harry's punchline: "The taxi driver then says, "Have you
got anything smaller?"
Derrick
P.S. Christine didn't get it.
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> Me too!!
Same here.....
.....I'm afraid
Kirsi Lindh
>> Me too!!
>Same here.....
>.....I'm afraid
In Finland we have a follow up to the naked woman joke..
When the woman has spread her legs and the cab drive has asked
her for something smaller, the woman turns around and bares her ass.
To this the cab driver says: I don't take Swedish currency..
I hope someone else than us Finns understands this.
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Clemens Meier
> In <os922732.746087752@quince> os92...@quince.canberra.edu.au (MANOJLOVIC Alexsandar) writes:
> >In <CBw9o...@inesc.pt> ard@tarzan_5542E00E (Alfredo Domingues) writes:
> >>fro...@ibg.uit.no (Frode Skarstein) writes:
> >>: In article <1993Aug16...@nl102.ittpub.nl>, csd5...@nl102.ittpub.nl
> [...]
> >>: > BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
> >>: > this joke!
> >>:
> >>: I did!
> >>:
> >>: Frode Skarstein
> >>: Department of Ecology/Zoology
> >>: University of Tromsoe
> >>: Norway
>
> >> Me too!!
>
> >> Alfredo Domingues
> >> Inst. Engen. Sys. Computers
> >> Lisboa PORTUGAL
>
>
> >Same here.....
>
> >.....I'm afraid
>
> In Finland we have a follow up to the naked woman joke..
> When the woman has spread her legs and the cab drive has asked
> her for something smaller, the woman turns around and bares her ass.
> To this the cab driver says: I don't take Swedish currency..
>
> I hope someone else than us Finns understands this.
>
I didn't.
Clemens Meier
Department of Linguistics
University off Bielefeld
G++ (the new, enhanced Germany)
R.E.Benfield
>When the woman has spread her legs and the cab drive has asked
>her for something smaller, the woman turns around and bares her ass.
>To this the cab driver says: I don't take Swedish currency..
What about... : I'm sorry, I don't accept the e-cul.
(an attempt to make a pun between 'ecu' and 'cul'. Maybe I shouldn't
have bothered...)
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5304ag6
It seemed to be quiet funny, but....
Sorry school is over! I'll leave now!!
SucK MY DiG!
sara...@venus.iteb.serpukhov.su
[...]
>> BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
>> this joke!
>:
>: I did!
>
> Me too!!
>
[...]
And me!
Denis S. Locust
Institute for Theoretical and Experimental Biophysics
Russia
*
*
Laurence Humblet
>BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers get
>this joke!
>archie ballantine email: csd5...@nl102.ittpub.nl
>amsterdam, holland
>=> usual disclaimer about the humour being mine and nobody elses <=
I received the joke :-)
Laurence
Laur...@csl.sni.be
Belgium
David van Veen
Me three!
Jessica Devlin
University of Washington
USA
Carlos Castro
I got it too.
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Tom Pakkanen
Tom Pakkanen
IB-program (vasa ovis)
Finland
Dick Snippe
Does this learn us something about the Finnish?
... saying 'I got it' two weeks after the original joke
appeared...
Dick (-:
MARTELL JAIME
>From: di...@mi.el.utwente.nl (Dick Snippe)
>Subject: Re: Naked Woman in Taxi Joke
>tpak...@bilbo.abo.fi (Tom Pakkanen) writes:
>
>>I got it...
>>Tom Pakkanen
>>IB-program (vasa ovis)
>>Finland
>
>Does this learn us something about the Finnish?
Does this teach us something about you?
Antti Kivivalli
>... saying 'I got it' two weeks after the original joke
>appeared...
>
>Dick (-:
Yes, it may teach you something, but to get it all right, learn
Finnish. (I'm too tired to translate any jokes about us into any
language)
Ennen sanottiin, ett{ ei suomi ole mik{{n kieli vaan tapa istua
hiljaa penkin p{{ss{, mutta kaikki muuttuu, joten suomikin on
nyt tapa istua penkin p{{ss{ k{nnykk{ k{dess{.
--
Antti Kivivalli atma moksartham jagat hitayaca
ast...@ntc01.tele.nokia.fi
ast...@ntc01.tele.nokia.fi
ak5...@lehtori.cc.tut.fi (Antti Kivivalli) writes:
> Yes, it may teach you something, but to get it all right, learn
> Finnish. (I'm too tired to translate any jokes about us into any
> language)
>
> Ennen sanottiin, ett{ ei suomi ole mik{{n kieli vaan tapa istua
> hiljaa penkin p{{ss{, mutta kaikki muuttuu, joten suomikin on
> nyt tapa istua penkin p{{ss{ k{nnykk{ k{dess{.
In the former years it was said, that finnish is no language but a way
of sitting quietly at the end of the bench. But everything changes and
so even finnish is now a way of sitting at the end of the bench with
a hand portable phone.
I have often heard that finns have an inferiority complex. This is
not true, as is demonstrated in the fihhish versions of the nationality
comparisons. The finn always wins.
So in the pigsty (skunk) joke in the Dutch vs. Belgium thread the finn
is tho one to drive the skunk out of its hole.
also another one:
A russian, a swede and a finn were having a farting contest. First
farted the swede and fell a tree. Then farted the russian and fell
all the trees in a (very) small forest. Then farted the finn ...
nothing happened. But in the evening news it was reported that it's
raining shit in China.
so, what does THIS teach you about the finns?
aa
Paul G Hostetler
>>Does this learn us something about the Finnish?
>>... saying 'I got it' two weeks after the original joke
>>appeared...
>>
>>Dick (-:
>
>Yes, it may teach you something, but to get it all right, learn
>Finnish. (I'm too tired to translate any jokes about us into any
>language)
>
>Ennen sanottiin, ett{ ei suomi ole mik{{n kieli vaan tapa istua
>hiljaa penkin p{{ss{, mutta kaikki muuttuu, joten suomikin on
>nyt tapa istua penkin p{{ss{ k{nnykk{ k{dess{.
>
>--
>
>Antti Kivivalli atma moksartham jagat hitayaca
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MR RZ LUNN
>From: os92...@quince.canberra.edu.au (MANOJLOVIC Alexsandar)
>Subject: Re: Naked Woman in Taxi Joke
Sigurdur-Runar Helgason
: In article <1993Aug31....@abo.fi>,
Probably to much Vodka :)
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>>>: > looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay.
>>>: > The woman being naked decides to pay in a different way and lies back
>>>: > in the seat, opens her legs and says "how about this?". The driver
>>>: > takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
>>>: >
again and says "No thanks, Swedish currency not accepted".
jv
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I love old jokes.
Big Dave
> In article <g93l4935.1...@warthog.ru.ac.za>,
I didn't. What's a taxi?
/R ... oos??/
I got it tooooooooooooo .... a taxi is a car or some other vehicle
in which you pay the driver to get you somewhere .... :-)
/R ... oos??/
David Wilkinson
What's a woman?
Dave W.
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Toby Riddell
In article <CCz5z...@fulcrum.co.uk>, dav...@fulcrum.co.uk (David Wilkinson) writes:
>In article <1993Sep3.1...@us-es.sel.de> co...@us-es.sel.de (Big Dave) writes:
>>In article <1993Sep2.0...@imv.aau.dk>, () writes:
>>> In article <g93l4935.1...@warthog.ru.ac.za>,
>>> g93l...@warthog.ru.ac.za (MR RZ LUNN) wrote:
>
>>> We all get it, man!!
>>
>>
>>I didn't. What's a taxi?
>
>
>What's a woman?
>
Nuff said really
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It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the
problem.
[David Covey}
What's a "Dave W."?
[David Covey}
What's a problem?
Mark Charlton
>
Woman? Woman. That name strikes a chord, you know. Now where's me old
medical charts? (Rustle, rustle)
Ah, here we are. Let me see, a woman is a... Oooh... and Aaahhhh! Worrrrr!!!!
Thankyou Major Bloodnok (from memory) 8-)
Mark
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Consider this string.
David Covey
> Ever heard of a waste of bandwidth?
> Consider this string.
>
Before we can do that we need to know how long it is...
Roy
>In article <26mp32$p...@crocus.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, cu...@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mark Charlton) writes:
>> In article <1993Sep9.0...@us-es.sel.de>,
>
> Which end?
The other one obviously ;-)
Mark Charlton
It's twice the distance from the middle to one end.
Mark
Oliver Speks
> >> >Before we can do that we need to know how long it is...
> >>
> >> It's twice the distance from the middle to one end.
> >
>
> The other one obviously ;-)
No, you must be wrong:
There is a German song going: "Alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei."
[Everything has an end, only sausage has two ends.]
:-)
.
David Covey
> co...@us-es.sel.de (David Covey) writes:
> >In article <26kvfl$4...@panix.com>, to...@panix.com (Tom Benjamin) writes:
> >> Ever heard of a waste of bandwidth? Consider this string.
> >Before we can do that we need to know how long it is...
>
> It's twice the distance from the middle to one end.
Which end?
jm...@btma57.nohost.nodomain
in article <1993Sep3.1...@us-es.sel.de> big Dave writes:
> I didn't. What's a taxi?
then, in <1993Sep8.0...@us-es.sel.de> he goes on:
>What's a "Dave W."?
continuing in <1993Sep8.0...@us-es.sel.de> with a very imaginative:
> What's a problem?
responding to article <26kvfl$4...@panix.com>, to...@panix.com (Tom Benjamin)
>> Ever heard of a waste of bandwidth?
>> Consider this string.
>>
with:
>Before we can do that we need to know how long it is...
and adding to this amusing thread today <1993Sep9.1...@us-es.sel.de>:
>> It's twice the distance from the middle to one end.
> Which end?
...what a great comic is big Dave.
................. uh, you don't think so?
ObTastelessJoke:
couple kissing very passionately. Girl says to guy:
- mmmm, what's the flavor of the chewing gum you passed me?
- no chewing gum, I have a bad cold...
Juan
Snow T 7676 R 92-512 WS sc2
: > >>: > looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay.
: > >>: > this joke!
: > >>:
: > >>: I did!
: > I get it. *sheesh*
: We all get it, man!!
Oh *fuck* the woman in the taxi! I'm sick of this thread.
ObAncientJoke: What turns from green to red at the flick
of a switch? A frog in a liquidator.
noName, noSig, noLife (well, not as we know it Jim)
Mark Charlton
You mean that the Wurst is yet to come?
Sorry, I was just stringing you along.
Anyway, surely a sausage and a piece of string are topolgically equivalent,
so a piece of string has two ends. QED.
Mark.
ObJoke:
Q: Why are Dutch people so nice?
A: Because all the bastards went to South Africa.
Froot Loop
>
> ObAncientJoke: What turns from green to red at the flick
> of a switch? A frog in a liquidator.
>
A frog. If you throw it hard enough.
Frank Kuehndel
We get it also.
Frank Kuehndel and Christian Reuter
GSF-Forschungszentrum, Rechenzentrum
Neuherberg bei Muenchen
Germany
F
ela...@tnclus.tele.nokia.fi
<gazillion lines deleted>
> |> I get it. *sheesh*
>
>
> We get it also.
> Frank Kuehndel and Christian Reuter
> GSF-Forschungszentrum, Rechenzentrum
> Neuherberg bei Muenchen
> Germany
...but did you get the *sheesh* in the above?
Eero
PS. Please don't answer.
M.J.J. ter Horst
>From: cu...@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mark Charlton)
>Subject: Re: Naked Woman in Taxi Joke
>In article <1993Sep9.1...@ericsson.se>,
> eed...@james15.ericsson.se writes:
>>> >> >Before we can do that we need to know how long it is...
>>> >> It's twice the distance from the middle to one end.
>>> > Which end?
>>> The other one obviously ;-)
>>No, you must be wrong:
>>There is a German song going: "Alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei."
>>[Everything has an end, only sausage has two ends.]
>
>You mean that the Wurst is yet to come?
>Sorry, I was just stringing you along.
>
>Anyway, surely a sausage and a piece of string are topolgically equivalent,
>so a piece of string has two ends. QED.
Tell that to the cow in the sausage !
>
>Mark.
>
>ObJoke:
>Q: Why are Dutch people so nice?
>
>A: Because all the bastards went to South Africa.
>
>
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devasena pathy
when it is done in another language.
Enough is enough.
Richard Kreckel
David van Veen <dj...@zlf.wa.com> wrote:
>Alfredo Domingues (ard@tarzan_5542E00E) wrote:
> Jessica Devlin
> University of Washington
> USA
Me four!
Richard B. Kreckel
Jogu Mainz
Germany
Ari M J Punkkinen
>>: : >
>>: : > Naked woman in Taxi. When they reach their destination, the driver
>>: : > looks over his shoulder and tells the woman how much she has to pay.
>>: : > The woman being naked decides to pay in a different way and lies back
>>: : > in the seat, opens her legs and says "how about this?". The driver
>>: : > takes a look then replies, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
>>: : >
The joke continues (at least it does here in Finland):
The woman then turns around and shows her asshole, but the
taxi driver says:"I'm sorry, I don't take any swedish money".
- Ari
Jacques Christophe
Chris Jacques
University of Montreal
Canada
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Ragnar M. Pedersen,hsk93
Me too!
Ragnar M Pedersen
Trondheim
Norway
Scott K Stevens
taxi driver says:"I'm sorry, I don't take any swedish money".
- Ari
Please stop.
Scott.
Roman Schwartz
[...]
iHey You guise,
got a brand new joke about a taxidriver and a naked women, that has
no money with her and how she wants to pay, but the tzxidriver doesn't
like it.
Should I post it here?
--
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Ein lustiger Spruch! ...[kratzkratz].. wo nehme ich einen lustigen Spruch her?
Dale Lee
>In article <1993Sep3.1...@us-es.sel.de> co...@us-es.sel.de (Big Dave) writes:
>>In article <1993Sep2.0...@imv.aau.dk>, () writes:
>>> In article <g93l4935.1...@warthog.ru.ac.za>,
>>> g93l...@warthog.ru.ac.za (MR RZ LUNN) wrote:
>
>>> We all get it, man!!
>>
>>
>>I didn't. What's a taxi?
>
>
>What's a woman?
>
>
>
>--
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Kurt Slama
Me too!
Kurt Slama
Department of Chemistry
University of Nebraska
United States
(even a stupid American gets it)
Mikko Mattinen
Me too!
Mikko Mattinen
student of Social Policy
University of Turku
Finland
Jonathan Pulman
Me too . I live in Canada but grew up in England so perhaps i don't count.
In Canada we are stifled by "political correctness" so it is refreshing to
read something decidedly vulgar.
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' And post o're Land and Ocean without rest:
' They also serve who only stand and waite. (Milton)
Jan Dockx
I don't. Where's the FAQ?
>
> Mikko Mattinen
> student of Social Policy
> University of Turku
> Finland
Jan Dockx (Jan....@cs.kuleuven.ac.be)
K.U.Leuven; Department of Computer Sciences
Celestijnenlaan 200A / L00.10
3001 Heverlee
Belgium
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Jan Dockx
dictionary: ...
"FAQ": Frequently Answered Questions ...
Paul L. Allen
taxi joke in its entirety, together with the question `do you get it?'.
They do this so they can respond `I did', or `Me too', and so we see the
same poor joke regurgitated many, many times. This sort of thing occurs
with monotonous regularity in eunet.jokes, mainly caused by the influx of
new students to the academic nets.
The technical term for this sort of thing is a `cascade', and it's something
which bores the arse off old-timers on the Usenet. If you actually *like*
this sort of thing, take it to alt.cascade. If you're a newbie, learn to
use your fucking editor to remove unnecessary quoting.
However, it occurs to me that there could be another reason for people
joining cascades apart from stupidity - they're lonely and desperately want
to see people respond to their pathetic little cries for help. So, as a
purely humanitarian gesture, I urge you that whenever you see someone join
a cascade you should let them know that you have seen their posting.
However, it would be a nice touch to send them a personal *e-mail* reply,
rather than an impersonal followup to the group (why waste net bandwidth?).
Quote the *whole* article and e-mail it to them. Don't forget to add those
little touches which show how much you appreciate their posting, and that
you understand how lonely, boring and unfulfilled their life really is. To
show that you really care, your comments should encompass the ethos of the
original posting, and should be chosen with great attention to detail.
Things like:
Me too! Fuck off and die you sad bastard.
or
Me too! Learn how to use an editor you stupid little cunt.
or even
Me too! Get a life, arsehole.
ObJoke:
Imagine one of these moronic pricks waking up to find a couple of thousand
e-mail messages all quoting the same crap joke - hehehehehe! Imagine the
twat getting bollocked by his/her postmaster for doing something that ends
up with the whole mail system getting overloaded - hahahahahahahahaha!
--Paul
He's baaaaack......
>From: p...@sktb.demon.co.uk ("Paul L. Allen")
>Subject: Idiot's cascade (was Re: Naked Woman in Taxi Joke)
>Date: Tue, 21 Sep 1993 23:43:27 +0000
>or
>or even
>ObJoke:
>--Paul
And to tell us that, you write 3 pages of insults.
If you come to a cascade posting, why not just tag it and move on?
But, if you want to waste "valuable bandwidth", that's fine by me.
Just please don't insult other people who don't have the experience you have.
PS: No, I WON'T trim the redundant parts (ie: your posting). If you don't
like that, you can lick my lipid bilayer!
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I got it too.
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Yeah! Yeah! I get it!
michael_benton
>co...@us-es.sel.de (Big Dave) writes:
>: In article <1993Sep2.0...@imv.aau.dk>, () writes:
>: > In article <g93l4935.1...@warthog.ru.ac.za>,
>: > g93l...@warthog.ru.ac.za (MR RZ LUNN) wrote:
>: > > >From: os92...@quince.canberra.edu.au (MANOJLOVIC Alexsandar)
>: > > >Date: 23 Aug 93 06:35:52 GMT
>: > > >
>: > > >Same here.....
>: > > >
>: > > >.....I'm afraid
>: > > I get it. *sheesh*
>:
>:
>: I didn't. What's a taxi?
>
>in which you pay the driver to get you somewhere .... :-)
>
>/R ... oos??/
>
>
>
I got it too, but the slow ones are the best ones.
Brian Cuocci
: Me too!
Me too!
B. Peter Cuocci
student of Computer Science
Virginia Polytechnic Institue
United States
(I'm a New Yorker, and even *I* got it.)
Cornelis Huijben
>From: mik...@sara.cc.utu.fi (Mikko Mattinen)
>Subject: Re: Naked Woman in Taxi Joke
Why not open a net where people can send messages to containing their name
and addresses, so I can spend my time reading jokes, and they can spend
their on a contact-ad-net!!!
Incognito, from somewhere in Europe.
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>From: ksl...@cwis.unomaha.edu (Kurt Slama)
>Subject: Re: Naked Woman in Taxi Joke
>Sender: ne...@news.unomaha.edu (UNO Network News Server)
>Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
>References: <1993Sep17.0...@baron.edb.tih.no>
>Date: Mon, 20 Sep 1993 02:02:27 GMT
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bid elke dag dat johan's account wordt
afgesloten, in hemelsnaam amen.
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WILCO
>From: bcu...@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Brian Cuocci)
>Subject: Re: Naked Woman in Taxi Joke
I didn't !!!
(huh..?)
Marc P. Oburg
Havent we heard quite enough about this joke yet? Its been going around
and around and around for months now! Lets give it a rest!
Vahapassi Jussi
[...lots of redundant, unnecessary, stupid postings deleted]
> Havent we heard quite enough about this joke yet? Its been going around
> and around and around for months now! Lets give it a rest!
>
I found a nice button in my news-reading-program, called "Global kill",
and what does it do? "Mark all articles with this subject as read for all
groups for this and all future sessions". I'm going to use it now, and
I suggest you try to do the same kind of thing.
Bye!
Jan Dockx
Morgan) wrote:
[lots and lots of bull deleted]
> >>
> >>Me too!
> >>
> >>B. Peter Cuocci
> >>student of Computer Science
> >>Virginia Polytechnic Institue
> >>United States
> >>(I'm a New Yorker, and even *I* got it.)
> >
> > I didn't !!!
> > (huh..?)
>
> neither did I (cue lots of 'me neither' postings)
How about this thread for "audience participation"?
--
Kai Szymanski
In a message dated 28 Sep 93 18:09:50 GMT you wrote
about "Re: Naked Woman in Taxi Joke" :
DPM> >>: >> >: > BTW I would be interested to know how many non-British readers
DPM> get
DPM> >>: >> >: > this joke!
DPM> >>: >> >:
DPM> >>: >> >: I did!
DPM> >>: >> >:
DPM> >>: >> >: Frode Skarstein
DPM> >>: >> >: Department of Ecology/Zoology
DPM> >>: >> >: University of Tromsoe
DPM> >>: >> >: Norway
DPM> >>: >> >
DPM> >>: >> > Me too!!
DPM> >>: >> >
DPM> >>: >> > Alfredo Domingues
DPM> >>: >> > Inst. Engen. Sys. Computers
DPM> >>: >> > Lisboa PORTUGAL
DPM> >>: >>
DPM> >>: >> Me too!
DPM> >>: >>
DPM> >>: >> Ragnar M Pedersen
DPM> >>: >> Trondheim
DPM> >>: >> Norway
DPM> >>: >
DPM> >>: > Me too!
DPM> >>: >
DPM> >>: > Kurt Slama
DPM> >>: > Department of Chemistry
DPM> >>: > University of Nebraska
DPM> >>: > United States
DPM> >>: > (even a stupid American gets it)
DPM> >>
DPM> >>: Me too!
DPM> >>
DPM> >>: Mikko Mattinen
DPM> >>: student of Social Policy
DPM> >>: University of Turku
DPM> >>: Finland
DPM> >>
DPM> >>Me too!
DPM> >>
DPM> >>B. Peter Cuocci
DPM> >>student of Computer Science
DPM> >>Virginia Polytechnic Institue
DPM> >>United States
DPM> >>(I'm a New Yorker, and even *I* got it.)
DPM> >
DPM> > I didn't !!!
DPM> > (huh..?)
DPM>
DPM> neither did I (cue lots of 'me neither' postings)
Yep.
I did
Kai Szymanski
student of 'Produktionstechnik' (can't translate it :-)
Bremen
Germany
May the elk be with you...
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.
You shout and no one seems to hear.
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes.
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon. (Pink Floyd)
Carlos Jose Henrique Cabral de Carvalho Martins
Me too!
Carlos Cabral Martins
Dep de Matematica
U. Coimbra - Portugal.