Paraplegic Jokes

[clive davis]

What do you call a paraplegic in the water?

Bob

What do you call a paraplegic on the floor?

Matt

What do you call a paraplegic on the wall?

Art

What do you call a paraplegic in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Does anyone have anymore?
These are tasteless, yet still high class from the
previous dead baby jokes.

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Clive Davis-----------------------...@acs.bu.edu

[Daniel B Case]

In article <26004e$s...@news.bu.edu>, lec...@acs2.bu.edu (clive davis) writes...

>What do you call a paraplegic in the water?
>
>Bob
>
>What do you call a paraplegic on the floor?
>
>Matt
>
>What do you call a paraplegic on the wall?
>
>Art
>
>What do you call a paraplegic in a pile of leaves?
>
>Russel

What do you call a black paraplegic out in the middle of the ocean?

Kareem Abdul Sandbar

What do you call a paraplegic in a fireplace?

Bernie

What do you call the same guy an hour later?

Ashley.

Daniel Case State University of New York At Buffalo
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[Allan D. Gillis]

What fo you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?

-Phil

[Faramarz Azadegan]

gill...@newton.ccs.tuns.ca (Allan D. Gillis) writes:

>What fo you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?

>-Phil

Why bother? He would not come anyways!

Faramarz

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