A Norman, Swede, Russian and a Finn went to a farting contest.
Finn had a board full of holes, which he positioned against his
buttocks and farted. "From which hole did the strongest smell
arise?" asked the brave son of Vainamoinen.
"From the biggest hole", answered the Norman. "From the one in
the middle", answered the Russian. "Interesting Smell, anyhow",
said the Swede.
The Finn then laughed in mocking manner, and concluded the
following: "The acriest smell did not come from a hole in the
board, it came from my ASSHOLE, you assholes"....
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