"Porky" The Dog

[Mr Funny Bone International]

While walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, Dave
noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached him on
the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday
best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutsiness.
Tugging on her leash was a well groomed terrier.

As they met on the path, Dave greeted her, "Hi there, my, aren't you
pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have."

"Thank you, sir" she said, "And what a nice day this is isn't it?"

"Yes it is" he answered, "My, what a polite little girl you are, and
what a pretty dress you're wearing."

"Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she
made this dress for me, isn't it pretty?" she said with a beaming smile.

"Yes, very pretty" he answered, "By the way, what's your dog's name?"

"Oh, sir, my dog's name is 'Porky', isn't that cute?"

"Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him
'Porky'?"

"Because he fucks pigs!"

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[Daniel Ulin]

ED ZACHARY DISEASE

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date,
nor
any sex, in quite some time. She was afraid she might have
something wrong
with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex
therapist.
Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex
therapist.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off
all your
crose." So she did. "Now, get down on all fours and crawl reery
fass to
the other side of room." So, she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now
crawl
reery fass to me," so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and
said
"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease... worse case I
ever
see...that why you not haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman
asked, "What
is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook
Ed Zachary
rike your ass."

[Mr Funny Bone International]

you been watching the robin williams film called 'Jack' ????

Daniel Ulin wrote in message <01be048b$e93ff280$2e08b3d1@default>...
>ED ZACHARY DISEASE
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