Fwd: What to do when ur bored!!! AMAZING!!!1 in class

[shayna chernick]

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From: shayna chernick <shaynac...@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 3, 2012 at 5:27 PM
Subject: Re: What to do when ur bored!!! AMAZING!!!1 in class
To: Mushka Cohen <mushk...@gmail.com>


but ya right anyone in our class would ever do these things.......especially u being the suck-up that u r :)

On Tue, Apr 3, 2012 at 2:43 PM, Mushka Cohen <mushk...@gmail.com> wrote:

On 2012-04-03, at 11:45 AM, shayna chernick <shaynac...@gmail.com> wrote:

Lol I Lerve this fwd mukkers! Plz send more!!!!!

On Monday, April 2, 2012, Mushka Cohen wrote:

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Subject: Fwd: FW: Fwd: What to do when ur bored!!!

1. Walk around class begging for spare change

2. Chew on your arm until someone notices

3. Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back

4. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loudly and say "Oh,
now I get it!"

5. After someone has explained something, say "Quite right, old chap" in
the typical old english style

6. Sing your questions to the class

7. When the teacher takes attendance after each name scream "THAT'S
MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

8. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it

9. Address the teacher as "your honour"

10. Present the teacher with a large fruit basket

11. Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend
sitting next to you

12. Claim that you wrote the class text book

13. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the
teacher answers

14. At a completely random time, put up your hand to ask a question. When
the teacher picks you, ask a
question about a different subject and pretend you thought it was that
class.

15. Say you're invisible and when people say you're not start crying

16. Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up

17. While the teachers writing, hide the board eraser, when s/he goes to
get another one put it back .

18. Inform your teacher that you can't do homework, because of your religion

19. Each student say "chop!" when the teacher calls the roll, then when the
last student's name is called the
class should yell "Timber!" and fall out of their desks onto the floor

20. Go up to the teacher but face the empty space next to her and speak
to her like that

21. Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start
clapping, start singing opera.

22. When the teacher takes attendance, answer present.

23. Ask questions while trying not to use any proper nouns. ex: I have a
question: When you said that we
should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the
thing that, you know, had the stuff with
the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

24. When passing by a friend, calmly slide their ponytail halfway out of
their hair then act like nothing
happened, forcing them to remake it.

25. Spout words of nonsensical and perturbing words of wisdom at random
intervals such as a purple rooster
will find that summer is the time to dabble in the art of shoeshearing. 

26. While taking a test get up about halfway through, point at any random
person, and scream "You ruined my
life" and then storm out of the room slamming the door on your way out.

27. Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her in a question,
to confirm.

28. Raise your hand in such a way that it looks a little bit like your just
stretching but more like you want to ask
a question. When the teacher goes to answer your question say you were
stretching.

29. When forced to type up an essay or project put the whole thing in one
of those whacky fonts like windings
then act confused when your teacher tells you to do it over

30. Every time your teacher asks a question raise your hand and answer with
the word "fishsticks".

31. When the friend leaves the room, tie a knot in the straw of her drink.

32. When a teacher explains something, raise your hand and say "I don't get
it". She'll say, "What don't you
get?" You look at the handout or notebook paper you have and say, "How do
they make a really big tree in
to this thin piece of paper?"

33. After being given an important assignment, stick it in your mouth and
take a bite out of it.
























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Please Reply! soooo camp sick! :( Love Shayna :-)

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Please Reply! soooo camp sick! :( Love Shayna :-)

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Please Reply! soooo camp sick! :( Love Shayna :-)