Sholay Infotech Ltd

[prashant rane]

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From: "Abhishek." <abhi...@eyeglobal.com>
To: "Abhishek" < abhi...@eyeglobal.com>
Date: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:36:36 +0530
Subject: Sholay Infotech Ltd

 

 

 

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Gabbar  sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad
to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting:  "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software?

Last date to kab  ka nikal gaya".  

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se  kah do ki  

Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana  bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par  powerbuilder  chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC  on one Water tank and

Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.  

Kaalia  Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne  freshers ko  liya  hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands  bhi nahin  aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."  

Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."
 

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar  sake?

Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?

Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout].

 "Haan ab theek hai... ab  tera kya  hoga"   Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!  

 

Cheers

Abhishek

 

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