Two elderly ladies were talking.“At our age, I don’t know what would be worse;
Parkinson”s or Alzheimer”s?" one said.Her wise friend answered, “Oh I’d rather have
Parkinson’s, definitely Parkinson’s. Better to
spill half my wine than to forget where I keep
the bottle."------------------------------------------------------------------------------
We're not the only ones getting older!
Boy George
Kirstie Alley
Bridgette Bardot This breaks my heart!!
Nick Nolte
Cybill Shepherd
Sylvester Stallone
Kathleen Turner
Billy Joel
Bob Dylan
Ozzy Osbourne
Mick Jagger
Gary Busey
Burt Reynolds (Had a tiny facelift, Burt?)
Wayne Newton (Nice makeup.)
Mickey Rourke
Clint Eastwood
Keith Richards
Joan Rivers (Get a date with Burt.)
Eddie Van Halen
Linda Ronstadt
Jack Nicholson (Put a shirt on, Jack!)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Lordy!)
Don't know about you, but I feel better already.--------------------------------------------
Geezer Planet Cartoons
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FINALLY . . .
A Daily Exercise Routine For Seniors:
When finished, pour yourself a glass of wine and relax.
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