Ten nightmare guests and why ?

[Carl H]

Well apparently the six welcome guests for supper topic went well,
let's spice things up a bit and name ten nightmare guests past and
present and why, ( not for the faint hearted )

1 - Michael Foot - scruffy, dirty horrible unwashed little tramp, with
a big brain, he was a horrible little swine, who looked like an owd
tramp, you just know he would stink.

2 - Ruby Wax - My god what an awful gobby ugly woman, what a mouth she
has, that horrible loud American accent, she is a nightmare full
stop....you could not keep here quiet for a minute.

3 - Alan Carr - Only noticed this bent bastard the last few months
and I can't stand the big goofy mincing twat ! I have this incredible
urge to slam him over the head with a shovel or summat.

4 - Councillor Philip Harrison - Vey rude, very arrogant patronising
man, he only likes the sound of his own voice and would and does just
talk over you, full of self importance, a verbal bully !

5 - Jonathan Ross - What talent has this crude scruffy boring bastard
got ? he is tasteless, he can't string a sentence together and has
the brain of a 9 year old retard !

6 - Roy Cropper - That fucking pervert off Coronation street, what a
twat he is, he makes me cringe the scruffy dodgy looking bastard, he
is horrible, and twisted.

7 - Mel Gibson - I hate this Aussie/American anti - British bastard,
almost every film he does he plays an anti British part, what is his
problem,? the fucking midget !

8 - Elton John - What a horrible little rug wearing bastard he is, ok
he can write good songs but he can't sing, he is a little fat ugly
gnome, wasting hundreds of thousands of pounds on flowers when people
are starving throughout the world !

9 - Alex Ferguson - What an arrogant horrible gum chewing miserable
Jock bastard he is, never ever gives any other team or player credit,
he has been so lucky throughout his career, wish he'd hurry up and
retire, sick of seeing his whisky soaked red face on the box.

10 - Cherie Blair- if she came to supper I woud not be able to eat
anything, she is the fowest woman in the world, a mouth like a letter
box, she should get back to her original job, being a ticket colector
on the ghost train at Blackpool Pleasure Beach.

[Mark]

That's a whole lot of hate!!
It would make for a very entertaining dinner party though

[Carl H]

Ha Ha, I do love a lot of people Mark, I am actually very emotional
and just spent most of the night crying at such wonderful acts on
Britains got Talent. It's just a few celebs do annoy me as you can
gather. ah well not long until the ban is up next weds, will try and
meet you next week to discuss the Royton Rga on line.