Fwd: Hell, Poo and Gunsmoke.
naboth675
<naboth675@...> wrote:
Hi Nancy...and anyone else reading this. I couldn't help myself when
I read of your request to Ken so here is my offering to you and all
who post here. The Potters House Guide to hell. Sit back and enjoy.
Some of you may remember a well balanced and moderate minister by
the name of Ernie Toppin that I posted about several times on the
slam site a couple of months back. Well during a conference he had
this amazing vision. He seemed very concerned that we would not
believe him so he angrily reminded us that the visions he had were
not result of eating too much pizza before bedtime. Anyway, here it
is.
I suddenly found myself in hell and in front of me was this guy and
he was screaming no! no! Then I heard this really evil laugh woah,
hahaha, woah, hahaha. Then a demon appeared and pulled out a gun and
shot him, the demon shot him several times and the blood splattered
all over me only when I looked again it wasn't just blood. I was
covered in poo. Then I looked at the man. He was shouting argh!
argh! but he couldn't die and when I looked there was poo coming out
of his bullet holes. There was lots of poo coming out of him and the
demon said ahahaha! Then he shot him some more times cause he
couldn't die and more poo came out of him. There was lots of poo.
Yeah. Hell is real man. You'd better get right with God.
Toppin recounted this vision several times and each time seemed more
paranoid that people didn't believe him than the last. This was
despite the fact that nobody even dared suggest he could ever be
mistaken. The last straw for me was when I went with a zealous new
convert to the house of a muslim friend of his and he exitedly
recounted in graphic detail what a powerful man of God the pastor
was and how God shows this man visions of hell. I stood there while
he described this all in detail to the muslim guy and I stood there
not saying a word. {I was speechless. All I could think was why is
this new convert doing this to me. Please shut up}
To top it all off, our preacher friend in a sermon some weeks later
suddenly went bazerk. For no apparent reason he went completely 'off
topic' and started laying into a preacher that he had heard of. He
really tore into him like he was a false prophet or something. The
thing that hacked him off about this man was that he had a vision of
heaven and pastor Toppin raged 'that's not God man! That's not the
bible!'
I assure you that the last time I saw pastor Toppin, he was fully
clothed and in his right mi....well, fully clothed anyway.
regards...naboth675
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