EEEPC Astrologer

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First published by Klaudio Zic Publications, 2008, www.lulu.com/astrology.
Copyright (c) 2008 By Klaudio Zic. All Rights Reserved. No part of this
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THE EEEPC ASTROLOGER
http://youtube.com/AcademicZodiac


Copyright (c) 2008 by Klaudio Zic, all rights reserved. http://www.lulu.com/astrology


DISCLAIMER!


There are safety rules as concern the EEEPC implying not touching that
dial or this one, oops!. Never trust an Asus upgrade, with that I'd
agree. Xandros is not Debian: do not instrall. We did. We sinned. We
installed every possible thingie that runs under every possible OS and
it worked (mostly). So do not do it. Do not touch that dial. This
might be Sith propaganda. Reptilain hazard. Shape shifting risk. Do
not read further. If you are a Jedi.


THE EEEPC


The EEEPC is a small subnotebook from Asus, a revolutionary machine.
Asus did not know what was doing and now it is too late: the kids took
over. It was like giving the keys of the car to your toddler, alright?
Well I am one (the key & toddler) so my own EEEPCs had to deal with
the impact. This you don't learn from a Jedi.


???


Yes you can. You will probably crash it, press F91, have sleepless
nights but it has not as yet been reported that the EEEPC can not do
it. Do what? It can play it all, Sun, Mac, Windows, and as we shall
see, DOS. Why is that needed? It is not! Why did you need that one?
Well that girl was... somehow different, was she? Yes. So do we.




STORAGE


There are tricks and tips and hacks in order to gain extra storage,
but generally speaking, the normal user (yes welcome) will have to
come with little space. Wine will take 50 Mb only and resolve most
nostalgia, even run Windows 95 (and worse). So you can keep Xandros as
basic OS and nevertheless run any MS Windows program under Wine. Apart
from occasional Font issues we met no problem. Fonts can be downloaded
from repositories (still working on that one). Back to storage issues.
We had none. Extra gigabytes are provided by SD and USB peripherals
and this works fine or should work fine for a normal user. Since we
did much damage it was kind of exciting to get to know the EEEPC as
crush psychoanalyst.


SURPRISE!


Your local Jedi will view all this stuff with suspicion, even scorn.
Was it possible that there are programs that show the real positions
of them natal planets under one's nose? People spend lifetimes working
with programs that in fact do yield true natal positions but they use
the asinine section instead, happy to be like the rest, clapping their
12 hands.


REAL POSITION OF YOUR NATAL PLANETS


Is it possible to know the real positions of your natal planets? EEEPC
comes with an inbuilt program that shows the real positions of the
planets. You can even implement your favorite comets and dwarf planets
thus galax2 in Cygnus or ascendant Serpens Cauda (U.S.A.), ascendant
Canis Minor (Bush)


NASA


Kermit and telnet have to be installed separately.


$ sudo apt-get install telnet


If that fails give a check to the repositories. Reps and distro are
part of the lingo. Ftp is incorporated but we installed one just the
same. Wget is standard. That is about all you will ever need to have
NASA on your desktop3.


SUPPORT?


Screenshots, manuals, support? Try http://tribe.net by choosing an
appropriate group like http://tribes.tribe.net /eeepc /AcademicZodiac /
Eris_Astrology and the alike. The screenshots include simple ICEWM as
well as advanced Xandros desktop, DOS and WINE programs running, NASA
connection, telescope implementation, true position of the planets on
"normal" programs, that is lightweight portable astrology for one.
Mail klaud...@yahoo.com or suft his EEEPC site on youtube.


TELESCOPE SUPPORT


The inbuilt program has telescope support. There are numbers of
programs that have it.
Basically one can have a telescope in one's own knapsack and mount
that mound. As the EEPC is a wireless4 and it also has excellent voice
command; one can work in the dark. The EEPC is not a Badger5 but will
land nicely. Outer screens, USB, SD, mouse and keyboard are options.
Do not upgrade the desktop and keep it running smooth. The EEPC has
three USB ports that sometimes puzzle the user but generally work
well, just give the a try. For best performance do not upgrade desktop
or anything and keep the same USB sticks attached to the same ports6.


NORMAL ASTROLOGY


Is it possible to perform quality with normal astrological programs?
Scores of programs have a planetarium inbuilt. We plan to install
Solar Fire for the firs time in order to check for planetarium. Ed
Falis has a programs for primary direction. We have successfully
implemented Juan Antonio Revilla's DOS program. The dark planets, 17
hypothetical, planet pure nostalgia, are running on DOS, Mars is
conjunct Olympus at this time. LILIT VERA does not have an
implementation, would need some extra programming.


DOS


Is it possible to know your true natal positions even fro DOS? The
zodiacal reformation was made on a 3 MB machine with 20 MB disk space,
thus it is possible. You can run up to 20 astronomic simulations with
DOSSHELL and Dance of the Planets by Arc Software. The state of art
zodiac and ascendant set was made on SKYGLOBE, that is on DOS. Thus
there is no reason for using bulky programs that display asinine
positions of the planets, when you can enjoy true horoscopes via DOS.
An good DOS program will display true skies and there are scores of
them.


WINDOWS


You will need outer memory in order to run bulky programs but the
EEEPC operates even with Windows, XP being standard. Fonts should be
no problem. Please do install a bible like Word so that you know the
Word of God first and only then the voice of the projected skies and
NASA.






DOS FOREVER


It is possible to entirely surf on DOS, using Arachne implementations.
These we have not tried yet. Arachne is shipping for Linux, too.


ALL SET UP


Now you are all set up. You have the Word of God on your desktop,
starry skies, telescope, your own vista, eye witnesses and reality
rendering in your pocket. The real fun may begin! You had none from
your local Jedi.


YOUR TRUE LIFE MAGICK - NOT FROM A JEDI


They lied to you. They framed you within their hilarious system made
of 12 signs that fits their infantile mind prone to domination. But
they can dominate only the feeble, the undeveloped and those with no
true mind7 at all. For 300 years Europe has been in the darkness as
ruled by zodiacal idiots from Nostradamus to Kepler. Even Hipparchus
failed to establish the precession of the ascendants. Where do you get
your true natal sky? Not from a Jedi.


RTRRT - NOT FROM A JEDI


Instant magick has become a way of life as nowadays everyone can
produce instant miracles right upon downloading the RTRRT suite of
magick weapons for the initiate. The real time reality rendering tools
do not Cesarean conflict with religion, on the contrary, the little
powerful techniques boos true faith. Yet instant magick is not
available from the Jedi order, or any order whatsoever. True
initiation has one master only8.






ACADEMIC ZODIAC - NOT FROM A JEDI


The Academic Zodiac is a safe environment for astrological
experimentation, whether initiated in Egyptian or Mayan mysteries. The
22 IAU constellations of the zodiac represent the official astronomic
positions of the planets. Sai Baba uses the Academic Zodiac as avatar
of truth. His natal Sun is in Libra according to NASA ephemeris on
November 23rd. August 4th 2004. Darth Alice was born with Moon in
Cetus ascending, Mercury in Sextans, Venus in Orion, Juno in Scutum9
and Pluto in Serpens Cauda10. Where did she get her true natal
horoscope? Not from a Jedi.


PRECESSED ASCENDANT - NOT FROM A JEDI


They lied to you. You have not been born with a "Scorpio"ascendant
since Scorpius is presently not rising at due east. That alleged
"Capricorn" ascendant is Pisces. There is more than "two signs: of
error in their sick miscalculations. And they say they precessed one
sign only. That is a lie. The error is not one but two signs. There
are 16 ascendants11 rising at east, as inspected by due observation.
The local zodiac has nothing to do with the precession of the
ascendant, much as the ascendant has nothing to do with the meridian
constellation. Where do you get your true ascendant? Not from a Jedi.


Klaudio Zic


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1TABVLA RASA, total reshift, the step you take when there is nothing
else to do. Am I getting emotional?
2Galactic ascendant, known as galax. There are several types of
ascendant besides the eastern ascendant. The "galax" for the U.S.A.
Happens to be Cygnus, the heavenly swan.
3NASA can be accessed via graphic interface, thus Opera, Konqueror or
Mozilla. There is even a NASA theme for Mozilla for inspired
launchers!
4The EEEPC works exceptionally well as wireless, its primary function.
Wiki Sky or Google Sky are happy alternatives to a telescope!
5A sturdy outdoors laptop. Have it shipped to us fopr our birthday,
do! We love Windows 3.11 and will adapt. The astrologer does not need
a laptop, just eyesight. Even a non astrologer can compute in minutes
just anything ny heart like synastry directed or Cassini Lilith. You
do not have to be an astrologer or have a laptop in order to calculate
the real positions of the planets by heart. No pen, no pencil, no
ephemeris, that is freedom. Astrologers used to walk the graveyard in
search for interesting death data, calculate directions by heart and
decide, yea that was a heart stroke at age 47, amazing. Nowadays even
with a cemetery implementation for the EEEPC you do not find such
geniuses, and yet such people did not even cvlai to be astrologers.
They never had an ephemeris at all! Precisely because they did not
have any ephemeris, they relied on calculus: once absorbed, they would
calculate every possible synastry on first meeting. I know some of
them as living proof. Their knowledge (hobby!) is taken as nothing
special.
6There is mess after the upgrade but generally the EEEPC recognizes
any peripheral without problem.
7Zen mind, true mind, the Self, original mind. Freud studied the
parasite, the psyche, false ego and devil's install. Freud was not
capable of any magick or scientific penetration, since he was used by
the parasite, the psyche, default mind program, the one size first
all. The one that is using you right now, the one that gets you into
trouble in the first place. The one that whispers 12/12, the one that
tells you that you can not.
8One without the other. Advaita Vedanta.
9Scutum is a zodiacal constellation.
10The ascendant of the U.S.A.
11There are 88 ascendants in all but for planet Earth at this epoch
there are only 16 ascendants.