My fellow pledge class,
I expect to see all of you tomorrow night. Just wanted to check into the drank situation, I'd be happy to chip in $5 if anyone is getting stuff for after our sushi adventure.
Also, as pledgemaster I feel it is my duty to inform you the importance of tomorrow. These little ones need to learn the priorities of a business frat. So far I've heard they haven't partied together (gasp) and have some questions about the social-ability of some pledges. We need to change that. Because I still have to be an asshole to them for the rest of the process, I'm relying on y'all to help me. And prove that epsilon is still the best.
-David "Business is more social than aptitude" Shippee