Fwd: AMERICA IN RECESSION
Saurav Dash
From: Dash, Shobhan P <shobhan...@jpmorgan.com>
Date: Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Subject: AMERICA IN RECESSION
To:
US in RECESSION
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
History will re-name this President "Owe"Bama.
And, finally....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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regards,
Saurav