In episode 6, Felix, Will, and Matt are joined by Matt "The Australian Plug" Brady (@MattVBrady) to call out snakes and haters like Steve Richter and DemocratMafia from the comment section of our Mediaite profile. (Our lawyers have been notified and we will sue all our haters into oblivion.) Then, we break down Zack Synder's magnum opus BATMAN V. SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE AND DEVELOPMENT. Topics include: why there was no 9/11 trigger warning in this movie, the incel/volcel analysis of superheroes, and the indisputably true fact that this movie was a Psy-Op propaganda film funded by Erdogan and Turkish deep state.Finally, we pay tribute to our producer @Deep_Beige by *ironically* threatening pudgy, fedora wearing, Daily Beast TV Re-capper and son of Howard, Marlow Stern.
Download https://vlyyg.com/2yYY5P
This movie was such a cluster fuck. It obviously is suppose to be a mash-up that relies heavily on The Dark Knight Returns. But in that book, as I remember it, Superman was suppose to be the proto-fascist. I guess obsequious Snyder couldn't stand that in the Dark Knight Returns, Superman had the good "role" so reversed them for his movie.
The 9/11 anaology is reflected in the title "Dawn of Justice." It's obviously a reference to the Justice League but also carries the obvious meaning that it's the dawn of justice for those enemies of the empire (terrorist and the dictators that support them) that heretofore were outside of the grasp of the empire. So, obviously, there was no justice for anyone before the rise of the Security State and the war on Terror. I just feel bad for all of those savages who lived before Sept 9, 2001 who had to survive in the Hobbesian Anarchy which preceded our modern, enlightened times.
Charles Roven Deborah Snyder Gregory Wilson Curt Kanemoto Bruce Moriarty Ashish Kukian William Doyle Page Rosenberg-Marvin Charuhas Sonar Karen Jarnecke Vinay Gautam Matthew Hirsch Jyoti Bhalchandra Deshpande Sainath Shinde Prashant Sharan Jim Rowe
Carolyn A. Loucks David Chow Darren Patnode Celeste Cole David Venezky Anshuman Prasad Josh Moceri Katie Childs Silas Brandon Christopher M. Settanni Sarah Ivey Ben Brenner Erick Donaldson Jeff Markwith Christopher Hayes Linda R. Gore Derek Berk Michael Trosper Avril Dishaw Scott Schutzki Libby Morris Bria Kinter Kimberly A. Fleming James Hardy
Ricardo Silva Richard Spriggs Eric Petey Simeon Duncombe David Wallace Allen John 'D.J.' Des Jardin Michael Lum Clement Yip David Apgar Wesley Chandler Olivier Dumont Dinesh K. Bishnoi Julie Orosz Josh R. Jaggars Thomas Proctor Aleksandar Vishemirski Bryan Hirota Bryan Godwin Tricia Henry Ashford Bojana Solomonova Vishemirski Lisa Goldberg Richard Ivan Mann David P.I. James Keith Miller Antonella Ferrari Dusan Strugar Guillaume Rocheron Christoph Westphal
Brian Avery Wayne Dalglish Tim Rigby Ryan Watson Jerry T. Adams Ammar Aldieri Chris Jai Alex Helena Barrett Richard Cetrone Tim Connolly Dane Farwell Sara Holden Mike Justus T. Ryan Mooney Jade Quon Sahir Rashid Albert Valladares Alicia Vela-Bailey Eric Zimmerman Bill Young Kofi Yiadom Danny Wynands Justin A. Williams Scott Wilder Amber Whelan Mark Warrack Jordan Warrack Steve Upton Coleen M. Tracy Todd Rogers Terry Caleb Swiatek Jake Swallow Monty Stuart Alicia Skirball Rose Sias Jeff Shannon Wesley Scott Stephen M. Sanders Travis Russell Michael Runyard Matthew Rugetti Steve Rosenbluth Jason Rodriguez Larry Rippenkroeger Ardeshir Radpour Ladell Preston Matt Philliben Dario Perez Travis Parker Chris Palermo Lin Oeding Jason Mowen David Angelo Morales III Nancy McCrumb Brad Martin Kortney Manns Raymond Mamrak Daniel Maldonado Neil Macwan Victor Lopez Sam Looc Darcy Leutzinger Oakley Lehman Matthew LeFevour Devlin Lara Cody Bo Kruger Alex Krimm John Koyama Horace Knight Jr. Henry Kingi Richard King Krisztian Kery Shawn Kautz Terrence Julien Allen Jo Kevin L. Jackson Jeff Imada Brian Imada Scout Hendrickson Gene Hartline Jimmy Hart Jesse Harrison James M. Halty Craig Gubert Tad Griffith Troy Gilbert Jeremy Fry Gary Fry Clay Donahue Fontenot Jeremy Fitzgerald Mike Fierro Tom Elliott Kofi Elam Kiante Elam Zack Duhame Todd Duffee Keith Splinter Davis Darrell Davis Chad Dashnaw Paul Darnell Clay Cullen Lateef Crowder Aaron Crippen Ilram Choi Richard Burden Richard Bucher Steven John Brown Craig Branham Michael T. Brady Jessica Bouz Freddy Bouciegues Jeremiah Bishop Shawn Bernal Matt Berberi Vincent Bellina Janelle Beaudry Ele Bardha Donny Bailey Dean Bailey Damon Caro
it is honestly so hysterical to me that the entire movie is just batman and superman having an almighty pissing contest while wonder woman was minding her business the WHOLE TIME and at the end they've made a gigantic mess JUST because they don't like each other and everything is absolutely fucked and she finally has to step in like "OH For Fuck's Sake. These Fuckin' Dudes. Really guys? Seriously bros? Honestly Boys?" but she ZOOPS in anyways and helps their collective toddler asses Boy oh boy that's good
I've been complaining for years that Batman doesn't spend enough time shooting people to death, torturing them with red-hot bat symbols, and making bush-league intellectual mistakes. Thank goodness Zack Snyder finally made a movie for me!
A movie that intentionally or not genuinely follows through on the inherent ugliness and fascism of Batman and the complicated moral relationship between the American image (Superman) and the horrifying actions around the globe committed by the state. Snyder takes his genre deconstructionist interest in the ethics of power and the mythic, Godlike alienation of the superhuman and deforms them even further with political violence and corporate privatization; placing two American icons into an unpleasant, expressionist, cartoon nightmare world brought on us by the country's institutional corruption and disastrous foreign policy. One of the most strange and sadistic and as a result honest depictions of what American superheroism would look like. Superman destroys a drone, Batman quotes Dick Cheney. Of course people hated this. (First review.)
Get ready for the battle of the century between critics and fans that had the movie's most rabid supporters sending out death threats, while its harshest critics refused to admit that anything about it was cool, even though you'd be lying if you thought this wasn't awesome (shows Batman fighting several armed men) and this wasn't ridiculous:
Warner Bros. needed a surefire megahit to keep pace with the MCU. Now, they're pairing a screenwriter who once said "'Batman vs. Superman' is where you go when you admit to yourself that you've exhausted all possibilities." (David S. Goyer) and a director who once said "Batman could get...raped in prison. That could happen in my movie." (Zack Snyder)...? Really strange choices in retrospect.
You were promised the dawn of the Justice League, and they delivered...an email attachment, as the DC Extended Universe kicks off with a folder of lo-res QuickTime videos -- who designed the logos? -- leaving audiences with a cool new Batman movie trapped inside a boring, convoluted Superman sequel trapped inside whatever cartoon Lex Luthor is from (shows clips of Lex Luthor acting crazy).
Witness the hero who once stood for truth, justice, and the American way stand for brooding, moping, and wondering why he even bothers, as the film's main character has nothing to do but silently look constipated, get horrible pep talks from his parents...
Watch Zack Snyder prove once and for all that the hero he really wanted to make movies about is this guy (Batman), or at least his weird, murdery fan-fic version. Ben Affleck shines as Batman, who's one part CrossFit pro, one part Superman, one part Tony Stark, one part Arkham video game, and one part...actual bat? (shows Batman hanging from the ceiling) Thrill while the world's greatest detective finally gets to do some actual detective work, as the actor we all assumed would be the worst part of this movie is, by far, the best part of this movie.
Watch the Dark Knight grow to hate Superman for clear, obvious reasons, while Superman grows to hate Batman back because Lex Luthor hired someone to kill a criminal Batman branded before he put him in prison, so that when Clark Kent refused to cover the local football team and investigated the Gotham vigilante instead, he would conclude that... (sighs) Look, I don't have time to explain the whole thing. Can we just roll Lex's plan real quick? (scrolling text appears - see Lex's plan below for full text)
Okay, let's see here, umm......okay, right......CIA, yeah......let's see, okay, lemme......I don't even remember that part......oh, yeah, there it is......okay, uh, Step 9a......um, I forgot about that part......pee in a jar?... ...man, this is complicated. You don't have to throw everything but the kitchen sink into your evil plan! (Batman picks up a sink and hits Superman with it) And there's the sink.
Having a mom changes none of that motivation, no matter what her name is! You can write all the essays you want convincing yourself this was brilliant. Then again, "dumb" is a one-syllable word that covers it pretty well.
So suit up for a film that was so highly anticipated, it could never have lived up to the hype, that had to deliver the fight fans have wanted to see on the big screen for decades; address the controversy around Man of Steel; make enough money to compete with Marvel; be a sequel to Man of Steel and a Batman solo movie; pander to jar-of-pee enthusiasts; form the Justice League; introduce Wonder Woman, The Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, Lex Luthor, Parademons, Doomsday?, Steppenwolf?, the death of Superman?! Whose idea was it to cram all this into one movie? They just burned through, like, six movies' worth of good material! Ugh. But at least Suicide Squad looks pretty cool, though, right?
Starring: Batfleck Forever (Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne/Batman), Last Son of Crapped On (Henry Cavill as Clark Kent/Superman), Lady in the Water (Amy Adams as Lois Lane), Jeremy's Iron (Jeremy Irons as Alfred Pennyworth), Hector Salamanca (Scoot McNairy as Wallace Keefe), Teenage Mutant Abomination Lord of the Rings Cave Troll (Robin Atkin Downes as Doomsday), Max Landis (Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor), Worst. Product Placement. Ever. (Jolly Ranchers), What the Hell is Even Happening Here? I Had to Ask, Like, Ten Hardcore DC Fans, And Even Some of Them Didn't Know (Ezra Miller as Barry Allen/The Flash), Xena: Warrior Cameo (Gal Gadot as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman), A Democratic Senator From Kentucky? Pfft, Sure, Why Not? (Holly Hunter as June Finch), Tonight, A Comedian Died in Gotham (Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Thomas Wayne), Martha Wayne (Lauren Cohan), and Martha Kent (Diane Lane). Oh! Now I get it! Nope, still dumb.
b37509886e