A Mom
comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...... who lives with a
girl roommate Smita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Smita and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Smita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Kumar said ,'Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'
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So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying
that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that
you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has
been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar
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Several
days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother :