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What does your ring tone say about you?
by pe...@listen-to-english.com (Peter Carter)
(http://www.listen-to-english.com/index.php?id=458)

Do you know the word “impact”? “Impact” means the action of hitting
something with a lot of force. So, if two cars hit each other, we can
talk about the “impact” of the collision. But generally we use
“impact” in a figurative way – we use it to mean “a big effect”. For
example, if someone loses their job, this will probably have a big
impact on their lives and on their families. Or we might say that cars
have a big impact on the environment.

What piece of modern technology, do you think, has had the biggest
impact on the way we live? Perhaps modern medical technology – like
drugs to treat cancer. Or computers – I wrote this podcast on a
computer. Now I am recording it on a computer, and soon I will put the
recording onto another computer, so that you can download it to your
computer! Or maybe modern means of transport, like aircraft and cars –
maybe they have had the biggest impact on the way we live.

I think, however, that the piece of modern technology which has had
the biggest impact is something which most of us carry with us almost
everywhere. You probably have one in your bag or your pocket. I am of
course talking about mobile phones.

I remember the first mobile phone that I ever saw. It was about 25
years ago. The phone was the size of a brick. You needed to be quite
strong to carry it. I asked the owner if I could make a call on it,
and he agreed. It felt strange to be standing in a field in the
country, talking to someone on a telephone.

Today, over half the population of the world either own or use a
mobile phone. At the end of last year, there were over 4.1 billion
mobile phones in use in the world. In most countries in Europe, in
fact, there are more mobile phones than people.

You might think that mobile phones would have the biggest impact in
those countries where most people have one. However, I do not think
this is true. In Africa, for example, mobile phones have made a huge
difference to people’s lives, because so much of Africa does not have
a network of fixed telephone lines. In Gambia, for example, there are
only 50,000 fixed telephone lines. But there are 800,000 mobile phone
users – so, roughly, 16 times as many Gambians can use a mobile phone
as can use a conventional telephone. A few years ago, in many parts of
Africa, it was very difficult to send money from one person to
another, because most people did not live near a bank, or did not have
a bank account. Today, many Africans are able to send money to their
families, or to pay for things, by mobile phone.

The mobile phone has given us more freedom. We can contact other
people, when we need to, wherever we are. But it has also given us
less freedom. The boss can talk to you at any time, wherever you are
and whatever you are doing. A few years ago, people travelling by
train sat quietly and read a book or a newspaper. Now they talk on
their mobile phones. They tell everyone, “I’m on the train.” They
discuss private affairs in loud voices. When they get off the train,
they plug an earphone into their ear and carry on talking. Once, if
you saw someone talking to themselves in the street, you assumed that
they were slightly mad. Now you know that they are using their mobile.

Because of mobile phones, teenagers live different lives from when I
was their age. At one time, parents would sometimes allow their
teenage children to call their friends on the ordinary telephone.
“Only a short call,” they would say. “Telephone calls are very
expensive.” Now, teenagers send text messages to each other from their
mobile phones, all the time. They have developed new ways of using
their hands. They use their thumbs to press things like the keys on a
mobile phone, while older people use their fingers. Is this how
evolution happens? They have developed a new sort of texting language.
As you know, the spelling of words in standard English is sometimes
very strange. If you are texting in English, however, you can ignore
normal spelling completely. You spell words exactly as you pronounce
them. You use all sorts of strange abbreviations as well. In twenty
years time, texting may have changed the English language completely!
The quiz this week is about texting, to see if you can guess what some
texts mean.

My mobile phone is about 8 years old. Several museums want to buy it
from me. I hardly ever switch it on, and it refuses to send texts any
more. I do not care, because I love its ring tone. It is a short piece
of music by Franz Schubert. It tells the world that I am a
sophisticated and cultured person.

Other people too have ring tones that tell the world what sort of
person they are. Sometimes the ring tone says, “I am a witty and
intelligent person”. Sometimes it says, “I am ignorant and
uncivilised.” What does your ring tone say about you?

Quiz - do u no how 2 txt? (http://www.listen-to-english.com/quiz/
mobile.htm)
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mobile.htm)