Two priests
decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real
vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as
clergy.
As soon as
the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really
outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses,
etc.
The next
morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach
chairs,
Enjoying a
drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous"
blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards
them.....
They
couldn't help but stare.
As the
blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~
Good Morning, Father,"
Nodding and addressing each of
them individually, then she passed on
by.
They
were both stunned.
How in the
world did she know they were priests?
So the next day,
they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous
outfits.
These were
so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again,
in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy
the sunshine.
After
a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different
colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking
toward them.
Again she
nodded at each of them, said:
"Good
morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father," and started to walk
away.
One of
the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
"Just
a minute, young lady." "Yes, Father?"
"We are
priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do
you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
She
replied,
"Father,
it's me, Sister Mary.."
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