Q: HOW MANY CAMPUS COPS DOES IT TAKE...

[Thomas Paine]

...to take down a Kerry heckler?

A: Five, as long as at least one carries his trusty electro-toy. God knows
how many without a TASER. I guess they'd just shoot him in the head.
That'd teach him to disrupt a John F'ing Kerry event!

http://machinist.salon.com/blog/2007/09/18/university_taser/

...to take down a UCLA student for not showing his ID in the school library?

A: Only Four! (gotta have that TASER though, or they couldn't possibly do
it, and they'd have to give him a 9 mm slug in the head. That'd teach him
to produce his ID when ordered!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UCLA_Taser_incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Taser_rally_2.jpg